Report 001: Not in Balamb anymore

[sleepingli0ness]

[There's a young woman dressed in what looks like black motorcycle riding leathers, a dufflebag slung over one shoulder and a large scabbard strapped to her back. She's scowling up at the nearest buildings like she's annoyed with everything, and in a way, she is. She's on a cellphone, and is attempting to be polite.]I wish to speak with the

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[latchkeyblade]

[Sora is staring at you, Squall-chan. He looks thoroughly weirded out]

Leon...?

[sleepingli0ness]

[She shifts, making a noise between a groan and a growl. Not even turning around, her head shifts, cocked a little]

Leonhart. Squall Leonhart.

[She turns around and hits Sora with the full on Squall Glare. She can't help it, her face is kinda stuck that way. Arms crossed, she scowls up at Sora.]

Can I help you with something...?

[latchkeyblade]

[Sora has a natural resistance to Squall Glares, though he knows them by a different name. The attack isn't effective]

D'you...have a brother, Squall? 'Cause. 'Cause I know this guy, Leon, and he looks JUST like you.

Except, y'know. A guy you.

[sleepingli0ness]

....I don't have any living family.

[Well, except for...oh well. Keeps forgetting about that. She's not here, anyway. Or shouldn't be, at least.]

And I never had any siblings.

[tickingshadows]

New arrival, I take it?

[sleepingli0ness]

.......

...You could say that.

[tickingshadows]

Thought so. Well, welcome to Template. If you know of a city called Template on your world - this ain't it. S' a different world entirely.

Oh, and gettin' back out isn't easy.

[sleepingli0ness]

....Right. I get sent on deployment and end up in another universe. Ch', figures. [The last part seems to be said to herself and she shakes her head, planting her hands on her hips]

Well, if it's another dimension, or universe, or whatever the hell you want to call it, it doesn't surprise me that getting out isn't easy. The kind of equipment needed for that sort of travel doesn't exactly grow on trees.

[kyokushi_nanaya]

...... Got you again, huh? [Lol, he remembers when ol' Leon got genderbend'd. :D]

[sleepingli0ness]

....Excuse me? [lol, he just confused Squall-tan]

[kyokushi_nanaya]

...... Waaaaait a minute. What's your name?

[sleepingli0ness]

[Frowns a little, but whatever. Her expression smooths out as she answers.]

Squall Leonhart, SeeD Commander of Balamb Garden.

[failedtwin]

P L A Y ?

[sleepingli0ness]

[Squall senses tingling! She turns to face Sae, her eyes narrowing a little. Something about this kid made her hackles stand on end, and it wasn't the blood. Which was duly noted]

Sorry kid, I'm not here to play.

[goodinwings]

[HEY YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.]

Uhm.. are you lost?

[sleepingli0ness]

[MUTUAL BRAIN BREAKAGE IMPENDING. She turns to look at the voice, patented Squall glare-pout in full effect. She frowns a little at the sight of female Rinoa. Who looks an awful lot like Rin back home...]

I suppose you could say that.

[goodinwings]

[Yeah, okay, she knows that glare. Except that glare doesn't usually have boobs attached to it. CONFUSED RINOA IS CONFUSED, BUT maybe this is Zell and Selphie's Squall?] I can show you around, if you like!

[sleepingli0ness]

[Ohhh, Rinoa, if only you knew. Squall's still in another castle. She looks around, obviously displeased, but sighs, shaking her head.] Sure, why not? It's not like I have anywhere else to be.

Thanks, miss--?