Kennedy and Lilah's little outing

[slayer_wannabe_]

Walking through the sewers for the better part of two hours I can handle. Lilah on the other hand, well, she's a whole other evil I wasn't prepared for. She practically had a gun trained at my head the whole time we were walking. Talking about how much a valued employee she is to the company and how she'll deserve a big raise after this little

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[lilahthelawyer]

I could have handled this on my own. I should have handled this on my own. Why, tell me why in all things holy I didn't just shot the Kenn Doll and be done with it. Would anyone have even noticed. Maybe Eve, but then again it's not like she's of any importance.

Two hours of listening to her perky little "I so should have been called to be the next great Slayer." Sorry hon, if you work for us, kinda throws off the balance as it is. Not that I'm complaining. Oh wait, I am complaining.

Climbing out of the sewer I looked around at the stillness. This is a little too much, even for me. Although I bet there isn't a need for reservations at Spago's right now.

"Do you wanna ring the bell, or should I?"

And this is why she will never be anywhere as high on the ladder as I am. Ring the bell? Please.

I walked into the hotel as though I owned the place.

"If anyone here is wanting to play with the nasty thing, I may be able to help."

Understatement of the year, but I do like to be subtle.

[slayer_wannabe_]

Rolling my eyes, I follow Lilah into enemy headquarters. One for dramatically overstating her importance, isn't she?

You know, the building architecture is pretty amazing. Clean it up and get it to code and it'd be an honest-to-God Hotel. What? My Grandfather was an architect. With a pointed sigh, I come to a stop behind Lilah on the staircase, my arms crossed in a very punk "I don't need this shit" kind of way.

I really should have stayed with Eve. I hope she isn't pissed at me for leaving her in the building. When I get back? Expect lots of apologetic sex. Yes. I like this plan.

[queencor]

I don't think they've noticed me up on the staircase yet and I walk down a few steps. "So there some reason you're darkening our lobby, or should I just get to the calling the police part or checking my crossbow's aim part?" I ask, eyeing them both levelly.

[lilahthelawyer]

Terrific, the cheerleader. Just who I didn't want to get caught up with. The best laid plans and all that.

"Well, it depends. Do you and the good guys want this lovely epimedic to keep on or would you like to smash a roach?"