The Second Coming of the Apocalypse Returns in Sparkly White!

[slaughterurwrld]

Yes, I have sold out to a bleach commercial. All of you can kiss my white, bony ass about it. I have spent a great deal of time figuring out how to use my powers for ultimate nefarious evil. Nothing of extreme use is coming up yet, but for now enjoy the fact that the fleet boats are a BLINDINGLY WHITE GLEAMING RAY OF INTENSE EYE SHRIVELING LIGHT!

Comments

[caffinatekillua]

Right... I'll be.. somewhere else.

[slaughterurwrld]

Oh sure! Leave me to wallow in my own despair all alone without a single child to maim and mutilate with lavished gifts of candy, toys, and sharp pointy objects!

....wanna see my pointy hat trick? =D

[caffinatekillua]

... candy and toys?

What's it like?

[slaughterurwrld]

Yes, every time I try to summon fire or ice it comes out pop-tarts and chocolate among some of the other many things that appear.

Well, you won't know until I show ya!

[icleanundies]

Ebichu is good at cleaning whites if you get dirty!

[slaughterurwrld]

No bleach, silk press, and make sure you hang the robe on one of those Huggable Hangers so that I'm not embarrassed by shoulder bumps.

[janken_gon]

You're so... BLINDING!

[slaughterurwrld]

What's it to you! I'm so sorry that I was not bequeathed with all black armor and nazgul riding...shoulder pet...dragon! Don't you think that I, too, yearn for a life full of death and torment?!

[janken_gon]

I don't know people who yearn for death and torment, is that supposed to be a good thing for you?

[mikanhorizon]

Whoa whoa...aren't we taking it to extremes with the Hannah Montanta here?

[slaughterurwrld]

She's the 7th Satan of capitalist merchandising whoredom! All shall feel the bubbly burn of G-rated back-to-school hell when I am done with all of you!

[mikanhorizon]

You evil bastard!

[slaughterurwrld]

THE POWER OF HANNAH MONTANA COMPELS YOU!!

[scarlet_rails]

Ahh, you're always so fun to talk to sometimes~