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[slashpuppy]

So, I just spent a couple of weeks reading a lot of stories. And I noticed lots of common errors. My all-time favourite is:

People lying 'prostate' on a beach ... *shudder* or, actually, *giggle and snort* as I try to imagine what that might look like

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[porntestpilot]

I managed to hit everyone of these didn't I?

I'd slink away in shame, but hey, at least I know I suck.

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[slashpuppy]

Ah ha, you fell for my cunning plan! :-)

Now that I've got you on the back foot, I volunteer to beta stories for you and get my *sweaty mitts* on your yummy chocolate-y good stories *before anybody else*. Mwahahahahaha mwahahahahahaha *snort*

Go on, go on, fall for it. Send me stuff. Please???? :-)

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[porntestpilot]

Ahahaha. I AM SO BLOCKED RIGHT NOW. I do not want to discuss it, I keep staring at google docs and cry emo tears.

Don't worry, as soon as I have something to send, you'll get it. Oh, so you like SPN as well? That is the one I'm poking at the hardest right now, I don't think it will be Wincest.

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[slashpuppy]

*crosses fingers and hopes you become unblocked soon* ... OK that sounded different in my head ... :-)

I'm happy to beta some SPN stuff but I think they've only shown a few episodes over here in the UK (which I did watch) but I have no real idea of anything plotty in the show. But, I can find spelling errors or misused words or whatever as needed!

If there's anything I can do to help you write again? *prods you* ... *sends you chocolate-y good wishes* ... :-)

Maybe this is your muse's way of saying you deserve to spend some time indulging in other people's work?

I'm going to go off myself and find something porn-y to read, anything to distract from the frickin' Jason Donovan medley being played on the 'Smash Hits!' channel ... oh gawd I'm ashamed to admit I just realised I know all of the songs and most of the words! *gulp*