DESTINY WILL PREVAIL.

[slash_dragon]

In light of recent setbacks, I retreated to my Thinking Boulder and had a good long sulk before doing a series of zen breathing exercises I learned from a panda once long ago (before I roasted and ate him) and Happened upon a GLORIOUS and BREATHTAKING marvel of an idea -- perhaps Young Warlock merely does not know what to do with his prince!

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[nicolasechs]

Dear Slash Dragon,

I am happy to inform you that my next band will be called Purple-Helmeted Warriors of Love and our first album, "Cavern of Wizardly Delights." It will, of course, be dedicated to you. And all proceeds will be sent back in time to help Merlin in fulfilling his destiny.

Yours,
Nicola Sechs

[ninjaboots]

I... have no words. Your patience and perseverance are truly epic.

One word of suggestion? You might want to try somehow securing Merlin in place before beginning the Slideshow of Explicit Romance, as it may prove too much for his delicate sensibilities and cause him to flee in maidenly confusion.

[suchcuriousity]

Dearest Slash Dragon,

I do so hope this ploy works. Until then... umm. I'll be in my bunk? ;D

Do let us know of the success of said lesson plan.
(And any review sessions our Prince and young Sorcerer might need?)

[not_sally]

Oh, my dear Dragon, I long to see you in your slashtastic new pink shawl!
Concerning the powerpoint... I was honestly rendered speechless. Are you sure you were... blunt enough?

[solar_cat]

No nuns, huh? Guess it's a good thing I didn't see this post at work. XDDD

*reads*

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

Seriously, Slash Dragon, if this doesn't work, I despair of our Merlin ever figuring things out. Excellent work! Very informative! *applauds*