Dream__03

[slammingtables]

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[x_bloody_asch_x]

[Just... kind of purturbed over here...]

...why would you even eat it after that?

[slammingtables]

I dunno, maybe I should ask the other me in my dream.

[x_bloody_asch_x]

...is that even possible?

[He's trying to wrap his head around it, he really is. You can probably hear the gears attempting to turn.]

1/2

[slammingtables]

*heavy sigh on the other line*

[smokesorbust]

Next time you go grocery shopping, you might want to avoid the Pudding of Internal Conflict and Guilt.

[slammingtables]

I try, but pudding is my daughter's favorite food. It's kinda hard to avoid...

[smokesorbust]

Well, that's fine. Just check the labels next time so you don't end up buying the guilty kind.

[slammingtables]

I highly doubt they'd sell something like "Guilt-Flavored" pudding... but uh, thanks for the advice. I guess.

[magictrucygirl]

Who were those other people, Daddy?

And...were you planning on leaving me?

[slammingtables]

Um, just some of Daddy's weird friends...

Ack! N-No, of course not! I wouldn't ever leave! It's... it's just a dream, OK? Nothing to worry about!

[magictrucygirl]

Why haven't I ever met them? You know Daddy, friends are friends no matter who they are.

Oh! Okay, just making sure. I'd be really upset though if you did leave me.

[slammingtables]

Um, well... Larry just sorta falls out of touch, sometimes. He's not exactly someone I meet up with on a day-to-day basis.

(Heck, not even a week-to-week, or month-to-month basis...)

As for the other friend, she's a bit busy in her village, so you probably won't meet her for a very long time, unfortunately.

I-I know, and that's why I promise that I won't.

[cantakeyourlife]

These are disturbing times.

I would avoid pudding until the guilt trip has vanished, were I you~

[slammingtables]

You really think the pudding will do that in real life? I don't think so...