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Skyrim Page 3 - "Either you're naked, or I'm drunk. Maybe both."

Mar 17, 2012 16:29

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Belethor/F!DB anonymous July 17 2012, 21:30:09 UTC

"Some may call you junk; me, I call you treasure."

This line has to be used. Anything else is fine. Any race.

Treasured 1/1 anonymous July 26 2012, 18:57:50 UTC

There was no one else like her in all of Skyrim, and she was his ( ... )

Re: Treasured 1/1 Tags anonymous July 26 2012, 19:00:29 UTC

char:Belethor, char:F!PC, race:Breton, kink:humor, kink:fluff, relationship:het

Re: Treasured 1/1 anonymous July 26 2012, 22:29:04 UTC

That was oddly sweet, especially for Belethor. Well done, Anon!

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Delvin anonymous July 17 2012, 22:51:52 UTC

I'd like a story in which Delvin tries to pick up a woman (any woman will do - Maven, Haelga, Vex, Dragonborn, etc.) using _only_ advice and pickuplines he got from Brynjolf.

Has been asked before but nobody wrote anything. Please?

Re: Delvin anonymous July 19 2012, 20:42:34 UTC

Second! Someone please write this :D

Re: Delvin anonymous July 23 2012, 20:45:46 UTC

A!A just became guildmaster and wants to fill this prompt. I have one story that I want to finish up before I start, but I have a great idea for this.

Does the OP have a preference for the Dragonborn?

OP! here: anonymous July 25 2012, 12:05:14 UTC

Thank you so much, A!A!!
I like human DBs the most, but I don't really care. Your choice.

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F!DB/Karliah anonymous July 18 2012, 04:16:58 UTC

I have a confession to make: I've never really been a fan of the elves' character designs.

But Karliah... I don't know if it's her soft voice or her blue eyes or what, but she's adorable.

And not only do we not have enough Karliah on this meme, but there's also not enough femslash! This problem must be fixed!

Bonus Points: F!DB is an Imperial, Nord, or Breton; this happens after the main Thieves' Guild quests (So basically, after Mercer is dead, you return the Skeleton Key, and you become the guildmaster)

Super-Duper Bonus Points: Comfort!Sex- Maybe Karliah is still depressed about Gallus being dead. Maybe our DB has broken down due to the stress of saving the world from the dragons. What ever the scenario is, it's up to anon.

Re: F!DB/Karliah anonymous July 23 2012, 21:04:32 UTC

I've started something for this. Not sure if it will lead to smut, but there will be comforting/relationship things.

Safe 1/2 anonymous July 27 2012, 16:28:50 UTC

Tags: char:Karliah, char:F!PC, race:Nord, race: Dunmer relationship:femslash, kink:comfort, kink:fluff ( ... )

Safe 2/2 anonymous July 27 2012, 16:29:51 UTC

Like a ghost she appeared at the foot of the bed, still dressed in her Nightingale armor. "It's only when you're here do I feel really safe." Karliah's voice said softly, and Lucy felt the gentle shift of weight that meant she'd joined her on the bed. "Part of me still fears Mercer, as irrational as that is, and I miss Gallus ( ... )

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Dunmer!DB/Dunmer!NPC -- Learning a new language anonymous July 18 2012, 06:32:42 UTC

Our Dunmer Dragonborn has just escaped Helgen, and is stranded in Skyrim. What's worse is, s/he doesn't speak Common (English, Tamriellic, one and the same), and not a whole lot of people in Skyrim speak Dunmeri. What I'd like to see is one of the Dunmer NPCs trying to teach our DB Common, and either ultimately succeeding, or failing horrifically. Maybe some traveling is involved, translation having to go along with that.
Bonus points for comedy being thrown in there somewhere, and points if a fluffy relationship starts to develop between the two.
Gender of either doesn't matter in the least.

Re: Dunmer!DB/Dunmer!NPC -- Learning a new language anonymous July 19 2012, 05:27:02 UTC

Oh my goodness.
This needs to be filled addsffdgdf

Re: Dunmer!DB/Dunmer!NPC -- Learning a new language anonymous July 21 2012, 01:57:36 UTC

I suggest that the author tries to find a way to fit in the immortal phrase "My hovercraft is full of eels". Or the equivalent of that for Skyrim, anyway.

Re: Dunmer!DB/Dunmer!NPC -- Learning a new language anonymous July 21 2012, 08:15:28 UTC

"My centurion is full of slaughterfish"?

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Werewolf!DB/Aela anonymous July 18 2012, 07:08:27 UTC

The Dragonborn and Aela are happily together and while the sex is OK, Aela reveals that she only ever really gets into it when her lover is in their werewolf form.

How the Dragonborn deals with this revelation is up to you.

I'd prefer a female or futa Dragonborn, but male is OK too.

Thrilling (1/?) anonymous December 29 2012, 07:35:57 UTC

A/N: Long time creeper, but first-time filler anon. As such, constructive criticism would be appreciated ( ... )

Re: Thrilling (1/?) anonymous January 3 2013, 18:35:37 UTC

More please. Very nice so far.

Re: Thrilling (1/?) anonymous February 13 2013, 11:50:23 UTC

Oh my. This certainly is very nice and I'd love to see more.

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