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Skyrim Page 2 - "Would you like food, drink, or something else perhaps?"

Mar 11, 2012 14:33

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Belethor/F!DB anonymous February 11 2012, 21:58:08 UTC

"Some may call you junk; me, I call you treasure."

This line has to be used. Anything else is fine. Any race.

Re: Belethor/F!DB anonymous February 12 2012, 00:50:42 UTC

I distinctly remember one time my DB visited Belethor in Whiterun.
As she was turning to leave, he basically told her to come back soon, because he'd have something she was going to love. In just about the most suggestive voice imaginable.

Never happened again, mind you, but I keep going on and out of his store in an attempt to trigger that dialogue. It's the voice.

Re: Belethor/F!DB anonymous February 12 2012, 01:01:00 UTC

My DB gets that line nearly every single damn time she walks out of that place. The first time I heard it I just remember thinking, "Oh, um... that's... creepy."

Sigurd is always in Breezehome, too, saying how he works for Belethor. I think Belethor's sending him after my DB.

Re: Belethor/F!DB anonymous February 13 2012, 04:30:12 UTC

Dude, get out of my brain. I was just thinking about this. And yes, I totally agree that it sounds a little suggestive when he says "Do come back." :3

Thread 5

F!DB + Farkas/Vilkas anonymous February 11 2012, 22:28:18 UTC

I've seen a lot of fills and requests with the brothers where the Dragonborn always goes for Farkas when both brothers love her. I request a fic where both Farkas and Vilkas have feelings for the Dragonborn and she ends up choosing Vilkas.

Paint a Smile and Pretend (1/2) anonymous February 12 2012, 08:40:27 UTC

A/N: Not exactly the epic-love fest that most of the Farkas/Vilkas/F!DB fics are, but this is what came to mind. I hope you don't mind, OP.

Title shamelessly stolen from song lyrics.

Paing a Smile and Pretend: A comedy in two parts
Part ILife fucking hated her. First, she was arrested without actually committing a crime. Then she found out her entire purpose in life was to kill dragons. After that, Mercer Frey tried to kill her and betrayed the guild, she had to deal with Cicero and his weird Night Mother obsession, Kodlak died as she went to go get the cure to his lycanthropy, and she had to choose sides in a civil war between a man who wanted to force all non-Nords into ghettos and the people who tried to have her killed for no good reason in the first place. Everything she tried to do ended up causing a lot more damage than strictly necessary, but that was somewhat justifiable as the Trials of the Dovahkiin. This, this was just gratuitously painful ( ... )

Re: Paint a Smile and Pretend (2/2) anonymous February 12 2012, 08:41:01 UTC

Part IIShe got distracted easily sometimes. Like a magpie. Anything shiny would catch her eye, so it wasn't really shock when she stood like an idiot watching Vilkas hack at a training dummy. Part of it was the flash of steel, the bead of sweat trailing down his brow, and part of it was simply the joy of watching a master at his art ( ... )

Re: Paint a Smile and Pretend (2/2) anonymous February 12 2012, 09:02:13 UTC

Writer!Anon here. Just realized that it should say 'Paint a Smile and Pretend' up on part 1, not Paing. Really should have re-read that....

Thread 12

Legate Fasendil/F!DB anonymous February 12 2012, 04:13:23 UTC

So my Breton was wandering around the Rift when she wandered into an Imperial camp and met one of the coolest random NPCs ever! Legate Fasendil is a bit rugged for a high elf, but that adds to his battle-worn charm. Plus his voice is hot. So give him some lovin' for me anons! All that I require is the Dragonborn is female and preferably neutral when it comes to the civil war (well, maybe she'll change her mind afterwards ;) ). Oh, and some romantic outdoors sexins under the stars would be nice, too.

Re: Legate Fasendil/F!DB anonymous February 12 2012, 23:08:05 UTC

I fell hard for him after hearing his war story - seconding this!

Re: Legate Fasendil/F!DB anonymous February 17 2012, 02:51:49 UTC

Thirding. I checked out that camp a few days ago, and my Dovahkiin got a massive lady-boner for him.

Elf of the Rift 1/2 anonymous February 26 2012, 21:02:02 UTC

Crappy title is crappy ( ... )

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F!DB/Prisoners of Cidhna Mine, Gangbang anonymous February 12 2012, 04:14:53 UTC

So I wake up in Cidhna Mine and realize that (with the exception of the mean, scary Orc lady who is most certainly not there to help) I am the only female in a prison full of male, Forsworn inmates, half of which are hopped up on skooma, and most of which are serving a life sentence.
Shiiiii-!...

Dub-con or non-con are fine, along with any other kinks, but no scat please. Bonus kink for DP.

Any race.

Re: F!DB/Prisoners of Cidhna Mine, Gangbang anonymous February 12 2012, 05:50:46 UTC

YES
WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS UNTIL NOW

Re: F!DB/Prisoners of Cidhna Mine, Gangbang anonymous February 12 2012, 15:40:59 UTC

This please!

Re: F!DB/Prisoners of Cidhna Mine, Gangbang anonymous February 13 2012, 04:34:57 UTC

WANT. NAO. SOMEONE FILL THIS.

Thread 38

Bosmer/Khajiit Wedding Traditions anonymous February 12 2012, 04:35:47 UTC

In Skyrim you can marry at least one member of every race regardless of gender. Every race, that is, except the Wood Elves or the Khajiit. This makes me a sad panda.

So now anon wants to see a wedding between a Bosmer and a Khajiit, genders unimportant, in which they attempt to corporate traditions from both their cultures into the union ceremony.

Bonus points if some of the locals decide to give their racist commentary about the union.

Please, can we have a happy ending anons?

Re: Bosmer/Khajiit Wedding Traditions anonymous February 14 2012, 20:27:11 UTC

This is adorable and I need it in my life.
Someone, please fill this!