N.O.R.M.L.

[skynyrdsinyrds]

My first thought when I woke up this morning was, "Well, goddamn, another day, just like all the rest." I hit snooze and went about my normal ritual of stretching, scratching, and farting until the alarm went off again. Ten minutes had passed since the first alarm. "That was one long fart", I thought. "Maybe today won't be so normal, after all." So

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[starlion]

Cuss her?!

Last I heard you were moving in with a cute female with really cute hot friends.

Dude. There's probably some great stories you're not sharing.

[skynyrdsinyrds]

Oh, she's a hottie, for sure. And so are most of her friends. But I just can't stand the catSSSSS. One, maybe. Three, no way. They are making me fuckin' nuts. And there just might be a good story or two I'm holding back....eventually they'll come out.....