Dear me, it's a long time since I paid this community its rightful share of attention. I will try to do better this year, and to get us started, how about a Just for Fun challenge!
A few years back, there was
The Inappropriate Elf Challenge. Have a look! There are a handful of popslash stories in there, and plenty of other fandoms to give you an idea what it's all about.
So, let's try that. A totally tongue-in-cheek challenge, in which someone, somehow, is inappropriately an elf. Who? Where? When? Why? And exactly how inappropriate? You decide. A short ficlet on the discovery that the sparkly boy of your choice is an Elf.
Have fun.
As usual, post your entry to this community with a header of the challenge number and your name, and put it under a cut. Deadline is the end of February.