How does it feel to have your precious Johnny Damon finally shave off his ape-hair, Julia? DOES IT TASTE LIKE BITTER DEFEAT ( Read more... )

You guys all have to promise me that if you're ever ludicrously drunk, you will provide me with entertainment by updating your journal in such a state. XD I promise I'll do the same! Who knows what brilliance might come out of it ( Read more... )