What Ryan Means
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... and I'm not sure if it's that "pre-diarrhea" feeling I feel when I get nervous, or if it's that bad feeling in the bottom of your gut that you get ( Read more... )

... But I'm currently on a mission to become everything I hate in a person ( Read more... )

I just had this text message conversation with some. And yes, I'm putting his phone number in here becase he's such a fucking goob.... (and I'm typing this as the messages were sent to me... the spelling mistakes are his ( Read more... )

... and I don't think I'll be going back anytime soon ( Read more... )

.... I got the new Britney Spears cd ( Read more... )

.... damn allergies. It's fucking nice outside, and what am I doing? Sitting here, sniffling my zaftig ass off because the weather wants to fuck me around ( Read more... )

... I'm bored, gassy, sick, tired, and I have to work at the docks tonight ( Read more... )

WHAM! is on the radio!!

No... wait... it's Whitney Houston...

No, wait, I think this is Michael McDonald.... yay?

Yeah, my day is just going grand.....

.... but I have really bad gas right now.

I think it's actually irritating my fish. Funny.