Clean ideas from a dirty mind

[skullard]

(Preliminary note: The morning I first wrote this I had a 300 pound crate smash a couple of the fingers I like to use. This entry did double duty as both self-expression and physical therapy.)

Over the years I've had quite a few ideas, some clever, some not so much, snatched away and used by others. Often it isn't a case of theft, like when I've

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Well, ring-a-ding-ding...

[weelisa]

Here's the name:
Wang Wash

It's alliterative. Also, you could have a fictitious Chinese fellow on the package - smiling, in a knowing fashion - one eyebrow raised.

You could even take that oriental-theme further and have Engrish on the packaging: "For happy good times, use daily wash wang. Life to fun! Much love."

When it comes to advertising, see how much the ditty "Everybody wang-chung tonight" would cost in royalities. Then change the lyrics to "Everybody wang wash tonight."

And all I ask in return is 5% of the profits!
Oh, and the rights to the Canadian market. Lots of unsterilized wangs up here.

Re: Well, ring-a-ding-ding...

[skullard]

I'm in, partner. Wang Wash it is.

Luka and I are just finishing up an anime where one of the main characters is named Sergay Wang. What makes us giggle is the fact that he's in the military and everyone addresses him by his rank: Major Wang.

[sub_musashi]

You should have filed a patent...It's somewhat disturbing that this chain of entreprenurial thought begins with a baby in church and ends with "some guy standing in the shower fucking soap." Of course, I live in Greenwich Village, so maybe I don't have the moral high ground.

[skullard]

Maybe if the guy had started fucking the soap, I wouldn't have to deal with babies at church. But really, you hafta have something to think about durring those drier-type sermons.

You can have any ground you want, my friend. High, moral or otherwise.