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[skreak]

You would have to cover the state of Maryland in cake so every person in the US could a piece.

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[waning_theurge]

yeah, but if you had a cake the size of Maryland, would you share it with the United States? i wouldn't.
(that i guy is a selfish bastard)

[waning_theurge]

Holy Cow!

[runs_like_badge]

ok, but how big a cake would be needed to give a piece to every person in the US except those poor bastards in maryland who were smothered by a giant cake.

[fuckmikey]

Are you trying to say the world doesn't need more cake??? Blasphemy!!!

[runs_like_badge]

you are my hero...and now I want pie!

[fuckmikey]

Fuckin' Pie-Eaters. Go live in your crusty goo-filled tin-shaped world. I will rise, layers above the rest, iced in a wonderous vanilla-scented victory over other confectionary inferiorities!

[fuckmikey]

Sir, consider yourself schooled. I bring you Baked Alaska

There is no such thing as a pie, containing ice cream, on fire.

I'll be in the winner's circle with my Aleutian alluding awesomeness.

[doom_lord]

I know if I'm offered cake, I take cake.
It's way better than the death option.