(Omni-post) And so it came to be....

[skorpiain]

His body, wreathed in flame, pierced by an unholy crucifix. Santa Claus will not be coming to town. Upon closer inspection, you will find that not only were his cute boots pilfered by an unsavory savage...but his poor gray cloud-like beared is drenched with the crimson life blood flowing generously from his gaping jaw. Who did this?! Who killed

Comments

[cwl989]

That was totally awesome. Now I ask your permission to post it on another website that I write on so that all may bask in it's glory.

[unforeseenfury]

i only read the last paragraph. thanks for the summary.

[bitterraindrops]

hey!