Bible commentary baby style

[skordh]

At church this morning:

Priest: Then Jesus declared, "I am the bread of life. He who comes to me will never go hungry, and he who believes in me will never be thirsty."

prince_eldarion: Num, num!

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[anonymous]

My version, from many, many years ago:

Minister (at the start of his children's address): Do any of you know what this is? (he holds up an object for the kids to look at).
Kids: .... (well, what did you expect half a dozen 4 to 8 year old kids to say?)
Minister: It's a plug. (you might suspect he's leading up to a discussion of the Trinity)
Kid: That's not a plug! It's a socket!
Minister: oh...

And so, as the youngest kid there, I started a lifetime of nit-picking...

Live Journal ate my cookies!

[wimble]

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Re: Live Journal ate my cookies!

[skordh]

Aha. Now I read your comment again it does sound rather like you!

Re: Live Journal ate my cookies!

[wimble]

I'm not sure what to make of that ;-)

[wryelle]

Cute :)

[tovaglia]

We went to a wedding on Saturday. The best man's speech was one of those ones with long pauses (as we have all learnt to do in our presentation skills training at work). The effect was rendered even more comic by the 2-year old son of one of our work colleagues making slightly inappropriate remarks in a very clear, loud voice during every one of these pauses!

eg Best Man: "I hope you all had a pleasant journey here with not too many delays."
Small Child, ironically: "What? Delays?"

Much laughter which of course only provided more encouragement... the parents tried to shut the child up by feeding him the emergency rations, but this failed to render the comments any less audible!

[skordh]

Excellent. I'm sort of looking forward to that stage with El - sort of... Currently his comments are random ("Dad-dad" and "num, num!" are most common, with an occasional "Mum-mum") and typically only audible within a small radius!

[kargicq]

"Num, num!" is funny isn't it. A few months ago Katy started saying it while feeding her animals, and only then I remembered that that IS what you said as a kid to indicate eating: "Num, num, num." I'd totally forgotten that before. Neuromancer.

[gaspode]

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