Comments | skoosiepants: So does anyone mind if I break Spencer's heart again?

skoosiepants

So does anyone mind if I break Spencer's heart again?

Nov 15, 2007 13:27

No? Good. I promise to give him a happy ending and everything.

Also: Why has no one written a Stephanie Plum-esque MCR AU yet???

PICTURE THIS.

Gerard the fumbling, kick-ass Jersey bounty hunter! He lives in this little apartment with his HAMSTER - seriously - and doesn't like guns, so he always hides his bullets. Brian owns the bail bond ( Read more... )

i have the best ideas, fall out boy, my chem, gerard way is kind of gorgeous, bandslash

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channonyarrow November 15 2007, 18:54:15 UTC

No, but if you write it, I'll totally cheerlead for it. My guilty confession (I'm an editor, we should have snooty standards and read Proust and Austen and Foucault and Dickens for fun, while we sip snooty wine and, perhaps, daringly smoke snooty French cigarettes as we critique the plebes that send us their "submissions") is that I really like the Stephanie Plum books, even if they're treading so much over the same damn ground that it makes Pirates of the Caribbean II look like War and Peace. They're little bonbons of joy.

And I'm sorry, I know it's wrong to do anything horrible to Ray, but can Ray be the Sally Sweet character? We never see Sally have sex, and anyway, he's not gay, he just dresses in drag! And has crazy hair!

Oh wow, Ray driving the school bus just became my new daydream. Wow. Ray as a role model in drag is just...yeah. My brain went "Fzip!"

skoosiepants November 15 2007, 19:05:04 UTC

those books crack me! it really is just the same stuff, but still so fluffily hilarious!

Ray as Sally Sweet, okay, yes. Yes, that's pretty much perfection right there *laughs*

Wait a minute! ficsoreal November 15 2007, 18:56:24 UTC

Whoa there. I totally did not agree to breaking Spencer's heart again. *sad face* (disclaimer: I will still totally read the fic anyway. I'm just saying.)

I think Gerard shoulde be kidnapped all the time! He is a hapless maiden.

Also Patrcik/Frank. There is no wrong there. :)

Re: Wait a minute! skoosiepants November 16 2007, 02:11:22 UTC

It'll be sad, and then maybe heartwarming? Hopefully? I promise not to kill off any kids?

Gerard should DEFINITELY be always kidnapped and rescued by Bob.

Re: Wait a minute! ficsoreal November 16 2007, 03:33:54 UTC

You promise not to kill off any kids or unsuspecting pets? Will Spencer's heart be broken by anyone that I know and love?

Re: Wait a minute! skoosiepants November 16 2007, 18:19:54 UTC

it's like, um, I don't want to give too much away, but this time he does not get his heart broken by one of the boys. I don't think. And no dead pets or kids.

natacup82 November 15 2007, 18:56:58 UTC

Poor Spencer Smith, he always has to suffer for love.

I have never read Stephanie Plum but I fully support this idea!

nimmy November 15 2007, 20:55:17 UTC

I'm right there with you! this sounds like a super idea *g*

skoosiepants November 16 2007, 02:12:43 UTC

but not for me! someone else must write it!

skoosiepants November 16 2007, 02:12:19 UTC

Spencer's so easy to torture! He's emotionally DEEP!

Plum novels are hilarious. Kind of stupid, but so funny. Gerard would be awesome.

eleanor_lavish November 15 2007, 19:04:01 UTC

Do Bert and Bob hate each other, hate each other? Or do they hate each other in that "throw each other against walls and end up making out" way...

Also, Quinn is Bert's partner on the force! They are part Starsky and Hutch, part Lenny and Squiggy! Quinn keeps Bert from beating up suspects, and is wary of Gerard-- he and his kind think they are above the law!

skoosiepants November 16 2007, 02:18:25 UTC

Okay, well, I was thinking hate-hate, but throwing up against walls sounds totally okay with me!

1001cranes November 15 2007, 19:30:13 UTC

OMG ILU.

(So much that I've been reduced to caps lock and acronyms.)

Um, write this, yes please!

skoosiepants November 16 2007, 02:19:43 UTC

dude, I want to READ this. So bad.