Well I'm Just a Modern Guy...

[skogkatt]

(Of course I've had it in the ear before

Comments

[cucumberseed]

I got handed a story last night based on the explanation of Pac Man
http://kotaku.com/386868/pac+man-explained

[skogkatt]

O.o

Was it... was it good?

[roane]

Yes, around here we have a list of things CM has taught us never to do. It's a pretty extensive list. :)

[skogkatt]

Not all of them are as silly as these, I trust.

[masterae]

Awww! You are both adorable! This whole post was adorable!

[skogkatt]

Back atcha, Neilemu!

[aedifica]

After reading item 3 it occurred to me that Moss probably doesn't *usually* dress like Bunnicula, and perhaps my mental image of the scene you described might be off...

[skogkatt]

Hee! Moss doesn't usually dress like Bunnicula, and I don't look a thing like Edward Cullen. Not a scintillating arm in sight...

[kirinn]

Now, I'm pretty sure that what was intended in the fornication story was demon violating people's ears with some sort of genital appendage. But at the end when you said "Demons. Fornicating. In people's ears", the image that instantly popped into my head was one of two very tiny demons, gettin' their sexy times on in someone's ear canal. Perhaps the host would be none the wiser, except for an odd sense of barely registered high-pitched noises which were somehow subtly arousing.

[ext_194791]

I assumed that there were two demons fornicating with each other as well!

[skogkatt]

Honestly, despite the lurid details, it wasn't clear whether my classmate meant for demons to be fornicating with humans or with each other. Your reading is valid.

[aedifica]

That was my reading too--the violation of ears didn't even occur to me!