Not just pies TINY CUUUUUUUTE PEACH PIES!!!!!!! (Insert Kermit grand mal seisure dance here). You could have had some if: 1)you were not in Panama at the time 2)we had not burned through them faster than Bernie Maddow ripped into pensioner's life savings 3)you had shown up in that bumpin' new outfit of yours. 4) all of the above.
you have made some good points there. they are all duly noted. (the only one I have a problem controlling is #2... I guess I'll have to bring something for all of you to stuff yourselves with FIRST... so you'll be slow and slug-like when the pies come round. )
What we know...skiveeSeptember 11 2009, 20:10:17 UTC
We know that the seasons change because you bake. We know that children are happy because you bake. The only thing holding back global warming is you baking. Life on Earth began with your baking. Your baking may have arrived buried in meteors. Bees make honey in the hope that you will use it in your baking. Sometimes you do, sometimes you don't. Vin Deisel and Chuck Norris cry like little girls when their baking fails alongside yours. Your baking is so perfect that many think it was faked in a New Mexico sound stage. Your baking sometimes wears a Catholic school girl's outfit to make it look sexier, but it really doesn't have to. Your baking is the most powerful substance in the universe. Your baking proves the existance of a loving God. Once a year The American Enterprise Institute, The Brookings Institition, The Heritage Foubndation and The MacArther Fellowship hold a joint symposium about the global benefits of your baking.
Pretty SpiderskiveeSeptember 11 2009, 23:50:06 UTC
Well, except for the fact that your spider is a female, it is the very bug-a-zoid in question. It helps to keep perspective in perspective. If one were to mistakenly think that Ms. Spider is behind your spawn rather than in front of her, one might be fooled into thinking that said arachnid is about 3 feet across, and sneaking up on the next meal. (Shouldn't she be wearing a red shirt for this away mission?)
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Smoked tiny meat pies with peach....maybe.
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(Insert Kermit grand mal seisure dance here).
You could have had some if:
1)you were not in Panama at the time
2)we had not burned through them faster than Bernie Maddow ripped into pensioner's life savings
3)you had shown up in that bumpin' new outfit of yours.
4) all of the above.
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We know that children are happy because you bake.
The only thing holding back global warming is you baking.
Life on Earth began with your baking. Your baking may have arrived buried in meteors.
Bees make honey in the hope that you will use it in your baking. Sometimes you do, sometimes you don't.
Vin Deisel and Chuck Norris cry like little girls when their baking fails alongside yours.
Your baking is so perfect that many think it was faked in a New Mexico sound stage.
Your baking sometimes wears a Catholic school girl's outfit to make it look sexier, but it really doesn't have to.
Your baking is the most powerful substance in the universe.
Your baking proves the existance of a loving God.
Once a year The American Enterprise Institute, The Brookings Institition, The Heritage Foubndation and The MacArther Fellowship hold a joint symposium about the global benefits of your baking.
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It helps to keep perspective in perspective. If one were to mistakenly think that Ms. Spider is behind your spawn rather than in front of her, one might be fooled into thinking that said arachnid is about 3 feet across, and sneaking up on the next meal. (Shouldn't she be wearing a red shirt for this away mission?)
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And then I tried to scale the walls and cling to the ceiling. Silly me.
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