Heavy Catholic Ordinance (sic)

[skiomachy]

So, I went to an awesome vocal technique class this past week as the choir season is about to begin. Good times with breathing and standing exercises, and GREAT explanations on where to place vowel sounds in our mouths when we sing. Afterward I stopped in at the church itself for a quick prayer at the tabernacle. Now, anyone who knows Catholic

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[alabastard]

I'd have thought the same thing ;-)

[skiomachy]

SEE?!?! I knew it. Those signs are very misleading. *sigh* I wanna live in a church. A small, old, stone church. I would have my bedroom in the choir loft and I could have all the studio space I wanted. But no tabernacle-mounted machine guns.

[alabastard]

Yes, I would love to live in such a space ... no guns though, LOLOL

[kobrin]

I'd have been somewhat concerned too. :)

It may have been armed... but did it have a license to carry concealed weapons?

[skiomachy]

Hmmm, good point. California...CCW permits are difficult to get. However, it is The Church we're talking about...there's gotta be some kind of dispensation available.

[skiomachy]

You are the sole exception to my "good girl-ness." For you (for your awesome manly body, actually) I will break all rules. Come get me!

Armed?

[sudynim]

My mind's eye suddenly thought of being armed as under heavy security ala red motion lasers crisscrossing the front of the tabernacle.

I mean, we ARE talking about the physical manifestation of God here. Something definitely worth that sort of protection...and yet...He'd allow himself to be distributed freely to anyone who would come up and receive Him on Sunday.

Unfathomable.

Re: Armed?

[skiomachy]

"Distributed freely"--you make God sound like Free Taco Nite at the Stadium. *snerk* I bet God-Tacos are the best. It's be like, "Holy Crnuchy Shell, Batman!" Seriously.