saturday snippets: humor

Oct 02, 2010 04:04

Saturday Snippets is back! This week is the HUMOR edition, so save the serious business for next week and share something funny!

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emy_face October 2 2010, 08:21:12 UTC
“You know what, I think we need a drink,” she sighed stretching her arms out over her head. All this history was making her feel stiff and old; it was time to bring some life back into them. She reached into her bag and pulled out a bottle of vodka. Naomi scoffed and rolled her eyes ( ... )

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the_porous_page October 6 2010, 05:30:28 UTC
This is a scene between two OCs, Effy's therapist Hannah and Hannah's secretary, the very snarky Victoria. It's short, but I quite like it :)

Hannah was collecting her things and humming a pleasant tune to herself, planning out what she would have for dinner and what part of the paper she would start reading first (of course she knew she would begin with world news, saving the arts section for last, but planning it out made her all the more excited for it), when Victoria buzzed in on the intercom.

“Hannah?”

Hannah sighed impatiently through her nose, pressing down on the call button. “Vic, you’ve been working here over a year now. You can knock on the door, you know.”

“I know I can knock on the door. The intercom makes me feel important.”

“You’re my secretary. How much more important do you want to be?”

“You could give me a raise, for starters.”

“Victoria, why are you buzzing me on the intercom when I’m about to go home for the day ( ... )

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