Rear ended by a little person

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That is not, as Aplsaucy suggested, the name of my new porn. It's how I began this fine fractastic Monday. I was being my good defensive driving self on the super slippery roads, allowing plenty of room between my car and the next and *thunk* a big old red car rear-ended me on Wealthy. Got out to chat with the offender (ummm, you're going to get

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Thank you. That is what I had been thinking (and why I insisted on a police report). I'll make an appointment for later in the week. It's nice to be reassured that I wasn't being paranoid by contemplating it...

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I know what would have helped! What if you were rearended by Pocket McConaughey?! That would make a good porn! Sweet! Everyone wants to be rearended by him! "Why howdie Miss Nancy, how 'bout we go to my place where I can officially tap that ass!" unce unce unce

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Oh dear...