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[sketdanchou]

ATTENTION! Switch, Himeko, Atora-nee~, the PATRON SAINT OF MOOGLES and Envy (NO HUMAN SACRIFICES).

THE FIRST MEETING OF THE CITY CHAPTER OF THE SKET-DAN WILL BE HELD AT BLDG 9, APT #14.

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introduction thread, get!

[sketdanchou]

RIGHT! SO AS YOU ALL KNOW, WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY RECRUITED THREE NEW MEMBERS. Actually there would be more but a certain someone said my last recruitment run was like rape even if it's not! New club members, meet our old club members. Youth and passion, meet old and wily and sometimes treacherous cunning. Don't kill each other~♥!

[theenviousone]

Fine. I can do that.

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[sketdanchou]

WHY DO YOU EVEN FEEL THE NEED TO BEAT PEOPLE UP? I MEAN OBVIOUSLY THAT'S YOUR SELLING POINT FOR OUR CLUB BUT CAN YOU FOCUS THE RAGE ON OTHERS?

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[sketdanchou]

D-DID I JUST INADVERTENTLY SAY THAT I'D TAKE THE CHOCOLATE AND ALL THAT THE ACT OF ACCEPTING A CHOCOLATE GIVEN ON WHITE DAY IMPLIES????

[sketdanchou]

Y-you're going to poison them, aren't you? THAT PLEASED LOOK SPEAKS VOLUMES. LIKE ENCYCLOPEDIC KNOWLEDGE OF WAYS TO KILL ME WITH SWEETS.

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[theenviousone]

Sure I can focus it on others.

But I won't.

[theenviousone]

...no, you didn't and I really don't want to know.

[theenviousone]

Poison them? Me? I think you're suffering from trust issues.

Incidentally, and this has nothing to do with the chocolate, did you know there are types of poisons that take hours to kill you? And you're in really horrible pain the whole time?

[sketdanchou]

What's it going to take to make you focus them on others? Perhaps evil doers who kick puppies and little old ladies?

TH-THAT'S AN INTERESTING FACTOID. BEEN BROWSING WIKIPEDIA HAVE YOU?

note to self: hire a taste tester or locate a trace lab.

[theenviousone]

Where would the fun be in that?

Nope. Call it personal experience.

I think I'm going to enjoy being part of this club.

Re: introduction thread, get!

[sketdanchou]

Right BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TWERPS ARE GOING TO BE SHY.

So I'm Bossun. The full name's Fujisaki Yuusuke but only Tsubarin actually calls me anything other than Bossun. I think it may be his special nickname for me. If you want to know who Tsubarin is, HE IS THE ENEMY. He can also be easily spotted following me around and yelling at me. Not to be confused with the other people who yell at me.

ANYWAY. You may know me from such controversial Network posts such as M Ninja-neechan's outing, and the CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON A SKET-DAN MEMBERSHIP which I'm told looks like a virus so maybe that's why I didn't hook enough people.

I'm your club chief which means I'm responsible for the many great plans the Sket-Dan will be putting forth from this day on. Also, if you get in trouble, people will have to take the issue up with me. You can come to me with anything except boring stuff, useless stuff and ghosts.

Now go ahead and tell me that you love me.

[nolightsplz]

Nakahara Sunako.

I don't love you. I'm here for my brain.

[sketdanchou]

HELLO SUNAKO-CHAN! You're new! I don't think I nabbed you in the last recruitment run but anyone who comes here willingly is welcomed with open arms!

B-BRAIN!? I............ hope you don't mean mine. I kind of need it right now.

[nolightsplz]

He promised me a brain.

[sketdanchou]

.........................................................

A-and you joined on the strength of that promise?

If I say HELL NO or like run away... it might lose me a prospective member...

AH. Do you want your brain right now? Because I think he's still working on it.

[nolightsplz]

Is he cutting it from a fresh corpse?