case #1 » NEVER FEAR! THE SKET DAN IS HERE!!!

[sketdanchou]

There's nothing like it! The sight! The smell! The feeling of freedom!

"Freedom from what, strange but devilishly appealing boy?" you may ask. And that's an excellent question! What else but freedom from the insidious influence of that stupid, worthless OVERRATED student council! This place is wonderful!

...wherever this place is...Well it's

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[undertaker_ted]

A rather bombastic greeting there.

[sketdanchou]

You can only make a first impression once! Now you know my name and that I've got excellent lung capacity!

[undertaker_ted]

True enough.

you seem quite happy to be in this world as well, which is a bit unusual.

[sketdanchou]

Well I wouldn't say happy. I'm not used to not having the rest of my club around so it kinda sucks that they aren't here. But they'll follow their leader! Their story can't progress without me around!

Besides this place presents great and wonderful new possibilities. New cases! New gullible unwary open-minded people to recruit!

[nami_is_great]

What are you doing?

[sketdanchou]

Introducing myself! Granted, it wasn't the entrance I would have liked but people just glared at me when I asked about fireworks.

Now the usual answer here is "Hi, I'm a squinty-eyed stranger that's looking at you suspiciously named [insert your name here]." Or "My you're an interesting young man. What is this City Support Group you're talking about and how can I join it?"

You can pick. I'm in a good mood today.

[nami_is_great]

Your answer was too long and annoying. I'm going to kill you now.

[sketdanchou]

Wow. This is a new record for me. HOLD UP HOLD UP. You can't just kill me! I already have an irritating rival! Sorry I'm afraid you'll have to take a number. Here I'll even give you one. You're #5390234098230498043958093485!

[sketdanchou]

Helping is what I'm here for, miss!

Er. That's a bit trickier than what I usually get. Why don't we take this discussion somewhere no vengeful fiances can hear us?

Re: [Private]

[sketdanchou]

Looks about right!

So miss... um. Miss. Why don't you tell me about your situation so I can figure out what I can do for you. Now it may be surprising that I'm not experienced in matters of love but I'll. Call a friend. Ask the audience. SWITCH WHERE ARE YOU. do my best.

Also I'd like to find out more about this fiance. Is this person armed? Has a tendency towards violence? A yandere? I don't want to end up a plot idea for School Days 2...

[disbanding]

You'll find that the only club that is worthless here is your own, Sket Dan.

1/3

[sketdanchou]

No.

NO.

NOOOOO.

2/3

[sketdanchou]

LALALALALALA~ I DON'T SEE YOU YOU'RE NOT THERE!

3/3

[sketdanchou]

What's going on?! Why are you here? Did I die? Is this hell? Am I in hell?

And shut up about the Sket Dan, you!

[wishyuumay]

It's nice to see one so enthusiastic, Fujisaki-kun is it~? Children now give out their names so freely~

[sketdanchou]

Enthusiasm is my selling point! Not everyone's into those cool, aloof and stoic types, right?

Er. Why wouldn't we? Why wouldn't they 'cause I'm not a child!

[wishyuumay]

Haha~ exactly right~!

Heeh~ I see. With a person's true name, one can gain control of their soul.

[sketdanchou]

You've got good taste lady!

E-ehhh what? Oh I lied before. My true name's actually Tsubaki Sasuke. Aha..ha...ha. Yuusuke "Bossun" Fujisaki is actually just this other cool guy I know from school. Really popular. I want to be him because I'm an uptight stick-in-the-mud.