Apples & Oranges: The Journeys of Zkalune & Horse

[skellington1]

I've been playing Oblivion, and this is what goes on in my head as I run my sex-changin' albino amphibi-lizard, Zkalune, around the countryside (No knowledge of the Elder Scrolls needed.).

Comments

[stasia]

This is fabulous. I think you should continue it.

*grin*

Poor Horse.

Stasia

[zair99]

Hehe, I love Argonians! I think you pretty much nailed their thought process as far as I see it. :)

[skellington1]

It's fun! The games are travelogue-y anyway, and the ability to run off and ignore the main plot always makes me think my character must either be an asshole or really, really flighty. :P

[skellington1]

Heheh. Or even "You're the emporer? Sure, and I'm the queen of bloody blackmarsh. Pull the other one." Or "So this old man told me about his dreams, but so what? It was just a nightmare."

And Caius, well, shirtless skooma addict, right? Why believe him at all?