if bi-curious straight girls were to amass a nation i'd be their national bird...

[skcor_esile]

why do straight girls develop crushes on me? what is it about me that is just so fucking irresistible? i don't get it. i had one friend that's laid off a bit and now here comes another. my friends think it's HILARIOUS too. great... but yeah this girl is always touching me and being all flirty in public. so she invited herself over the other

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[hilmarie]

your entry was hysterical!! i think it's cuz you're so chill that girls lust after you! xo.