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[skater_brain]

[Beat woke up this morning, thinking things would be like always. He'd railslide downstairs, maybe not hit Haruhi's wall for once, check up on Shiki, then go hide from school by futzing around in the Battle Dome for most of the day.

What he got was rolling over and finding an egg.

An eggHousemates of House 10 can hear him screaming, as will

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[neverplaysfair]

[ Oh, he knows that shout. ]

It's an egg. [ +2 to defense when consumed. ]

[skater_brain]

[Oh, hey, it's that prissy kid. What was his name....? Eh, Prissy Kid works, too.]

Oh. Hey.

[What was he doing? Oh right.]

I know it an egg!! I wanna know why I gotta lay one!

[neverplaysfair]

Well, someone has to be the mommy. Hee hee.

[skater_brain]

I ain't gonna be it!! You can be the mommy, since you so girly!

[neverplaysfair]

Ah, but you're the one with the egg! Possession is nine tenths of the law and all that.

[skater_brain]

I didn't ask fo' it!! It just showed up!

[neverplaysfair]

Should that change something?

[skater_brain]

Yeah, it ain't my kid!

[neverplaysfair]

How can you say that sort of thing? Why, just imagine the emotional damage a child could suffer if their parent said that!

[skater_brain]

You think it can hear me?!

[neverplaysfair]

You never know! You can't be too careful, after all.

[skater_brain]

Y-you don't think this was some kinda prank...?

I-Is it really my kid?!

Beat, I am so sorry. XD

[neverplaysfair]

It could be! Would you be so cruel as to abandon it, possibly stranding it with no parents to love and care for it?

LMAO he is so messed up for life now

[skater_brain]

............................................I-

I-

...What'm I supposed ta' do?

[neverplaysfair]

Raise it with all the care and love you would give your child, of course.

Or you could just eat it.

[skater_brain]

I AIN'T GONNA EAT IT!!

Man, Prissy Boy, you hella weird, you know that?