I'm thinking of changing my name to "Hoof Arted."

[skamanmike]

My last entry generated some TWENTY-FIVE comments, more than half of which were not my own. I feel I owe it to the people (and by people I mean the five people who comment on my livejournal 100 times) to update. I have no idea what I am going to say, since I haven't done anything remotely interesting in... ever, but I am sure it will be genius

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[anonymous]

...ly erotic, and at the same time, hilarious.

[tomykookths]

The man worked for the mob. He forced Susie to deliver some mob money to Australia. While taking pictures of a kangaroo, Susie placed her red jacket on it. The wild kangaroo then bounced off...WITH THE MOB MONEY! Suzie then had to chase the kangaroo through the outback until...

[reworded]

"Oh my God," Suzie whispered to herself "I really shouldn't have taken all of that acid as a youth .. They always warned me about cracking joints.. and poof! one day, just for one highly unsettling moment, I think I'm in 'Kangaroo Jack'."

[tigerj]

after that brief dillusional dive into her chaotic mind, she came to and realized that the man was no longer sitting on the bench, he was closer, he was almost so close she could smell him. It was a familiar smell one that brought her back. But what was it exactly, then she realized with complete horror that this man was masturbating, and wearing her fathers cologne. She looked directly at him, flinching slightly at the sight of him pumping his manhood wildly and then she saw it........

[wolfmanjack]

"Suddenly the man jumped up at Susie, ripped off his coat, exposing his genitals too her. Susie shreeked at the sight of the man's penis, for he had not been circumsized. His penis and balls looked like the face of a warthog. She screamed and ran out of the park. The man continued to chase her, screaming uncoherently about Donald Rumsfield and those goddamn Iraquis. Susie finally ran into a man wearing a black warmup suit with the quote "Osama Who?" written on it in white letters. She could not see his face until he took out a flash light and shined it upon his face. "It's Porno Time!" he said as he revealed himself to be the president of this prestigous country George W. Bush.

[wolfmanjack]

The porn the president had was good, too good. suddenly then Kangaroo jack hopped around the corner, it wasnt the acid the acid just turned jack green. But never the less the fiste 'roo attacked the president with the force of a thousand mob-money-carrying kangaroos who could rap. the shriek could be heard all around manhatten the shriek was so loud it became a shrek, two! suddenly, more abruptly...

hi mike

[anonymous]

Mike stars in my vietnam movie along with riley. They are both cool kids. I especially like Ted. Pens are cool. I have a boob and his name is called boob spelled backwards. Today it rained again. Yeah butterflies. I like the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. june 10 MTV they are performing and it will be cool. I went to riley's today but no one answered so i sat down and cried a long time before realizing I was at the wrong house and then i ran away. I don't have friends i Just have people i know. I will live in Kyoto. That girl from Lost in Translation is hot, with an extra A. I hate people, even you, Jojo-no-you, the chinese guy down teh street, dam round eyes and white skin. KILL WHITY. POOP! I ride a bike and my seat feels as if it is intentially raping my asshole and so i ride harder to enjoy it. Mike is cool. Riley is cool. ANyone who likes pete is also coam. I just made that word up. SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That is my new catchphrase, snake! I hope it catches on so i don't look more

Re: hi mike

[anonymous]

Mike i now have a live journal.

CAsey

toshiro1mifune

Re: hi mike

[anonymous]

and put a new fickun entry for dam sake