With thanks to NPR

[skalja]

When an eel bites your thigh as you're just swimming by it's a moray
When you scream and you beg but it still bites your leg that's a moray
There's a thing on the reef with big white shiny teeth it's a moray
If he's big and he's mean and he's slimy and green it's a moray

Comments

[nostrapotomus]

When you swim in a creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray.

[shinything]

When an eel lunges out and it bites off your snout, that's a moray! :D

I like this game. :)

[greensword]

When an eel has no claws but two sets of sharp jaws, that's a moray.

(stolen from the Fusco Brothers cartoon strip)

[colubra]

WHEEEEEEN YOOOOOOOU'RE BIT by an EEL
and the PAIN makes you SQUEAL that's-- a moray...

[blaketh]

This is fantastic.