Kinda sorta HP fic i don't even know

[sjazzmreow]

So. Uh. I appear to have just written Harry Potter fanfiction on my cousin's facebook wall. Because apparently that's the sort of thing I do now.

My Cousin: 
lol here's a random thought: Ron Weasley had a crush on Madame Rosmerta, the barmaid of the Three Broomsticks. Isn't it a little creepy that he and Hermione named their daughter Rose?

No? ok then

Comments

[glitterfairy25]

THIS IS EXCELLENT BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE "HUGO" I MEAN WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

OH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I LOVE YOUR TAGS! YOU HAVE MANY COUSINS, YES? I'M GONNA STEAL SOME OF THOSE COS TAGS ARE A SPECTATOR SPORT.

I'M JUST GOING TO CAPS ALL THE TIME NOW OK? OK.

[sjazzmreow]

I KNOW RIGHT I MEAN I LOVE HUGO IN A ABSTRACT IT'S-SO-DAGGY-AND-OLD-FASHIONED-IT'S-AWESOME KIND OF WAY BUT IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY NAME YOUR CHILD I MEAN REALLY. A DEEP, DEEP LOVE OF THE WEAVING IS THE ONLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION TBH.

LOLOLOLOL THANKYOU BB! TAGS ARE MY GREATEST JOY AND YOU ARE TOTES WELCOME TO STEAL SOME BECAUSE THAT MEANS I DON'T HAVE TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT COVERTING YOUR "I JUST MAKE UP TAGS ALL THE TIME NOW" TAG. (AND YES, MANY COUSINS. SO VERY MANY COUSINS I'VE CONSIDERED DONATING THE EXCESS TO CHARITY.)

ALSO GLITZ. GLIIIIIIITZZZ I AM MAKING NO HEADWAY ON THE TUMBLR SITUATION THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

[glitterfairy25]

YOU ARE SO RIGHT IT IS NOT A CHILD'S NAME NEVER NEVER NEVER POOR HUGO I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW OF THE WEAVING SADFACE GALORE

TAGS MAKE ME TOO HAPPY I WISH THERE WERE TAGS IN REAL LIFE THIS WOULD BE TAGGED "SOME THINGS ARE EXCELLENT EXCELLENT EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE FAR AWAY" THAT'S A BIT RUBBISH BUT I ONLY JUST THOUGHT OF IT SO CUT ME SOME SLACK

CALL IT STELLALIKESDRAGONS.TUMBLR OR NOTSICKOFHASHTAGS.TUMBLR OR TINYSQUARESGIVEMEJOY.TUMBLR ALL OF THESE ARE EXCELLENT NAMES

ALSO GET A TWITTER IT MAKES THINGS QUICK AND IT'S VERY FREE

I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO CAPS ALL THE TIME

[sjazzmreow]

IT IS NOT RUBBISH IT IS SUBLIME. WHENEVER I NEED A "GLITZ ROCKS" TAG THAT IS WHAT IT SHALL BE BECAUSE LOVELY REPETITION IS LOVELY

OH! OH! I HAVE A TWITTER! MY CRAY CRAY SPN FRIENDS MADE ME ONE WHICH IS A BIT NEGLECTED AT THE MOMENT BUT IT IS THIS: @ATSTELLAAA

STELLALIKESDRAGONS.TUMBLR IS A THING OF BEAUTY AND IS NOW SHORTLISTED (OH MY GOD THERE'S A SHORTLIST WOOPEE)

LOL I'VE HONESTLY JUST GIVEN UP ON LOWER CASE AT THIS POINT. THERE IS NO NEED FOR IT EVER EVER AGAIN.

[glitterfairy25]

LOLOLOLOLOL I JUST SAW THIS AGAIN AND WE'RE STILL CRAZY HILARE BB <3

where have you gone? :(