Comments | sjazzmreow: Writer's Block: Out of fashion

sjazzmreow

Writer's Block: Out of fashion

Mar 15, 2010 22:03

writer's block, rant, i like it when i whinge, coconut doesn't count as anything

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colour_me_troll March 15 2010, 11:13:04 UTC

But they're great for hiding hickeys and vampire bites.

sjazzmreow March 15 2010, 11:18:35 UTC

But scarves do this also, and come in a wide range of attractive colours and fabrics. Plus, they may can come in handy in both hickey-getting and vampire fighting contexts (by tying peeps up and distracting them and suchlike).

colour_me_troll March 15 2010, 11:21:41 UTC

But they're also good for dressing up as a beatnik.

sjazzmreow March 15 2010, 11:25:02 UTC

... I can't actually think of a way to argue with that. An Extremely Goofy Movie has given me a lifelong appreciation for the beret and skivy-wearing, poetry reading, coffee drinking beatnik. Take anything out of that equation and it just seems wrong.

Okay, OFFICIAL EXCEPTION: beatniks. Beatniks can wear turtlenecks without me wanting to strangle them with it.

ineptshieldmaid March 15 2010, 12:13:27 UTC

Here's the part where I tell you I own a PINK SPARKLY TURTLENECK SLEEVELESS VEST wot also only reaches my midriff.

WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS TO ME?? sjazzmreow March 15 2010, 13:02:57 UTC

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Re: WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS TO ME?? ineptshieldmaid March 15 2010, 21:36:11 UTC

Actually, on reflection, it's probably not a turtleneck. It has a high collar but it doesn't roll - has to roll to be a turtleneck, right?

Re: WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS TO ME?? sjazzmreow March 16 2010, 13:43:31 UTC

For the purposes of my rage, turtlenecks are anything that go some way up the neck. I'm sorry, I'm contractually obliged to hate your vest.

sommeille March 15 2010, 14:51:17 UTC

Man, more than half my winter wardrobe is turtlenecks! Can't I get by on the Beatnik grandfather clause?

sjazzmreow March 16 2010, 13:48:05 UTC

Okay, so don't tell anyone I said this, but you actually do kind of look quite nice in turtlenecks. At least, in my head you do. I don't know if I've ever actually seen you in one, but I have this image in my head and it really works.

Damn you, compromising my beliefs! Do you consider yourself a beatnik? I'd be much more able to wrap my head around this is you considered yourself a beatnik.

(Also, HIIIIIIIII!! OMG YAY IT'S YOU HOW ARE YOU??)