An ad overheard on the radio:

[sjazzmreow]

Father: So, what did you learn in school today?

Daughter: We learnt what makes the sky blue. [Father makes impressed sounds] We learnt where mountains come from. [more impressed sounds] Dad? Do you know where mountains come from?

Father: Yeah, ummm, mountains, that’s… uh…

Voice over: You never stop learning. Catholic education makes a world of

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[3771]

dirrerence?

p.s. i was raised in catholic schools, and we learnt about this sort of junk, so clearly they're right! i never learnt anything about that sort of crap from public schools. QED

[sjazzmreow]

Uh. *blushes* That must have been my public education speaking?

I must say it's hard to argue with that reasoning, sir. Touche`. Although, on the other hand, Catholic schools have never taught me anything at all. So. Dilemma.

[ineptshieldmaid]

Well CLEARLY, the answer to both of those is "god made them". Get that father a catechism, post-haste!

[sjazzmreow]

Someone hasn't been keeping up with his old testament. Tut tut tut.

(icon used because it contains a catholic preist, not because I contain confusion)

[glitterfairy25]

THE SKY IS BLUE IS BECAUSE THAT'S GOD'S FAVOURITE COLOUR; MOUNTAINS ARE MADE BY GOD BECAUSE HE WANTED TO.

Right? RIGHT?