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[sjazzmreow]

Heard in a Brand Power ad promoting Sorbent extra long toilet paper:

Now you can replace the toilet roll less often and have more time in your busy day!  :D

What an odd angle to take. How much time does changing loo roll dominate? Really?

"Oh blast, I've got to pick up the kids and finish off this report and we're out of milk and this faxing needs to

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[colour_me_troll]

I think I have a new excuse for late homework.

"Sorry, I was changing the toilet paper roll."

[phrasemuffin]

tips for young players:
1. ladders must be wooden.
2. I have no further tippage relevant in the light-repair business.
:D

[ineptshieldmaid]

is there a building superintendant or can you ask the real estate or osmething?

[sjazzmreow]

Well... yeees. But how pathetic would it sound to tell them I need them to send someone round to change a lightbulb for me? I do have my pride. I'm still going to ask them, but, well. The pride will not be happy.

[ineptshieldmaid]

*affectionately* twithead.