Miljan's getting married...

?!

What a nice way to be woken up this morning...
'Hello'
'I've forgotten what cigarettes you wanted'
'I think you've got the wrong number'
' No Pat, stop fucking around, which ones do you want'
'Im not Pat'
'Shut up, Pat stop being an old bastard'
'Im sure Pats lovely really, but Im gonna go'
'Fine, no cigarettes for you today then'

Today I went to the place where Pocohuntus is buried, where charles dickens lived for a bit, where anyone wanting to leave england had to go through! it sounds better without its name. I also went to bluewater. Which I still cant quite understand ( Read more... )

Wokmania seemed to win by popular vote...
What is it? Chinese? Whatever it is, I've booked a table for
8.00
booked for 16, because he didnt like it when i said 15....
Please fill that many seats up
Anyone wanna reply to give an idea of numbers.... so if more/less i could change

Ha, on a box of eggs
Allergy Information: Contains Eggs

Snow way... sorry
and its gonna be even heavier overnight? Yeah!
I'd be quite interested what those people with MASSIVE snowballs did with them, cos there weren't any snowmen anywhere....

Does it make me like a right old woman that I've started liking boiled water? Or just odd ( Read more... )

Ah wow, spent ages looking through old photos and then! The yearbook! Wowza.
And its like wo, things have changed. Wowa woa, crazy bananas.
This weekend, plan = have a haircut before everything gets a ginger fringe coloured tint, its already started..

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Ha, Im bored. Did you know...
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs are people who are scared of the number 666
Thinking about muscles can make you stronger
In the 1960s, the CIA used to watch Mission Impossible to get ideas about spying
I didnt...