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They all nodded. The youngest Jack, a green-looking Time Agency cadet, stuck his hand up. "We could work out when we're from in each other's personal history, and compare notes."
All of the other Jacks laughed. Jack shook his head. "Was I ever that young?"
"How old are you?" the next Jack asked.
"About two hundred." Jack grinned. "Long story short, I keep my hair."
Cadet Jack pouted. "So if we're not going to compare notes, what are we supposed to do?"
The other eight Jacks grinned simultaneously, and spoke in unison. "I can think of a few ideas."
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Nine days later, as Jack packed off the last of his extremely sated selves, a flash of blue appeared behind him.
He turned. There was a head in a jar. With tentacles.
"Who are you?" Jack asked.
"In my day, I am only known as the Face of Boe." The head blinked. "At your age, I called myself Jack. Have I missed the orgy?"
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I only left Messaline three months ago, but it's amazing how many places I've visited, and how many of those places my father has been, too. It seems like everywhere I go, people talk about him, even if they don't always have nice things to say. Usually those people end up being mean to me, too, but that's okay, because I can always kick them in the nuts. (I know Dad doesn't like me hurting anyone, but it's a hard habit to break.)
I'm beginning to understand what an exciting life Dad must lead, but I don't feel much closer to understanding him.
I wish I could see him again.
Journal - day 103Today I met a really cute boy in a skirt. I told him how nice it looked on him, but he got very stroppy with me. "It's nae a skirt, lassie," he said. "It's the manly kilt of a soldier ( ... )
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Met an attractive but mouthy brunette, and an equally attractive but mouthy ginger bloke, both of whom say they know Dad. Apparently he left them behind in some pub to wait for him while he did something very daring. ("More like incredibly stupid" is what Tegan called it, but I think she was being sarcastic.) They were both bored out of their wits and didn't seem to like each other very much, but that didn't stop them from dragging me out back and taking turns with me.
Turlough was doing me up the ass while Tegan fucked me with her tiny, nimble fingers, and even through all the incredible noise we were making, I could hear Turlough gasp, "The Doctor's going to be very, very angry when he finds out about this."
"I'm looking forward to telling him all about it," Tegan said, and she smiled this wickedly cute smile, and I came in her hand.
Journal - day 213I just had the most exhilarating wall sex of my life with this bloke. He had a gorgeous cock and knew exactly how hard I'd want him pounding into me, knew right ( ... )
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PS: Poor Nine!
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Jack grunted. "I supposed it's a bit to late to say sorry?"
Ace pulled the tab off the can. "It is now. You've got three minutes." She took a careful step back, and undid her trousers.
"What are you doing?" Jack asked.
"Playing beat-the-clock. There should be three minutes left on the timer before the big bang. I want my little death at same time as yours." She slipper her hands under her knickers, and began working them frantically.
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The last thing Jack heard before he died was an excited shriek.
The first thing he heard after he came back to life was as satisfied sigh.
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"You're a freak, Harkness." Ace wiped her hands on his jacket.
"Easy. You know how much those things cost these days?"
"How many people get off on getting killed ( ... )
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