The bastard thing isn't working

[sixpence_jones]

so I'm going to get drunk.

Yup. Bring back the Bastard is harder than I thought it would be so I am punting it off to one side and have registered my interest in Firewhiskey instead. Only it will be merlot instead of whiskey, but I'm sure you get the picture.

Considering that my spag is laughable at the best of times, my drunken typing will be

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[sixpence_jones]

I am a wine illiterate and belong to the Eddie Izzard school of wine appreciation. There's the stuff that makes you go "oooooh!mmmmmn!" The kind that makes you go "uuurghhhh!" and the stuff that makes you go "uuurrrghh...oooommm...that's actually not that bad."

And plonk is one thing but single malt is another. Laphroaig is waaay too good to get whammed on. It is akin to a religious experience :o) but it makes me want cigars and then there's trouble :o)

[of_anoesis]

Sexy!bastard? That makes me wonder if you know what sixpence's challenge is . . . whick makes me wonder if you're working with her . . . sixpence_jones and ofankoma in collusion . . . ?

I love exchanges!!!

[sixpence_jones]

ah ah ah... *shakes admonitory finger* no clues

Exchanges are fun aren't they?

[rivertempest]

Perhaps Bastard!Snape will show up when you try your hand at schnookered writing? You never know.

Some people get maudlin when they write drunk (there are a few examples in previous challenges!), so feel free to gut his character. ;)

[sixpence_jones]

lol I am a terribly rude and giggly drunk. I have a fair idea of where the prompts are going to take me :o)

[of_anoesis]

I'm really looking forward to your rude and giggly efforts - having had the pleasure of reading some of your more smuttish offerings, I'm looking forward to the addition of alchol!

Would love to give this challenge a go, but am working the next day. Then again, I'm sure the Financial Sevices Authority wouldn't be too upset if i attempted drunk selling . . .

[sixpence_jones]

It would be huge fun if you did join in.

I am kind of looking forward to it and kind of getting embarrassed for myself already. Kind of like looking forward to a night out with the girls when you are have a whale of a time and dance like a maniac but really you look like a massive plonker.

I don't get out much :o)

[meladara]

I know I commented on your entry this morning... It must of been lost in the webs of the internet somewhere, either that or livejournal logged me out again. Blast it! In the last 3 minutes I've logged into l/j three times. I think it may have something to do with my new internet service. I don't know but it is driving me nuts.

*blerg* Now brain has gone dead. I'm so tired and my house is still in a state of moving chaos. I had something to say about this but now it is gone. Oh well... enjoy your drunk'n writing. :) I can't wait to see what you come up with. I may join you in the Friday night drinking, though I doubt I'll be up to writing anything. I just need the drink...

(Oh and I'll have an email for you soon. I was not in a good mood yesterday and by the evening I was running on empty. I fell asleep at 9pm. I will be so glad when I done moving.)

(make that 5 times logging in) (crossing fingers that it will actually post this time... *sigh*)

[sixpence_jones]

I hate it when the ether swallows my comments. And its always the witty ones that disappear too, the ones that took ages to write.

Hope the move stress eases off soon. At least you are away from Ms Control-Freak.

[lyre_flowers]

Yay, have fun!
In the meantime, I will have an email for you soon. Tomorrow afternoon most likely. ;)

[sixpence_jones]

Fab! It's all coming together nicely!

[lyre_flowers]

That's great! Remember, if you need anything else, I'm just an email away =)