Evoloving Thesis

[sixgungypsy]

I hear my Johnny Depp theory is getting around...The theory is; All Johnny Depp movies can be turned into porn titles with little to no addition.
Supporting titles:
Butt Pirates of the Carribean
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Ed's Wood
Foamy Lovin' in Las Vegas
Once Upon a Guy in Mexico
Many titles don't need changing:
Blow
Donnie Brasco (it just

Comments

[lusiphur220]

Here's a few I found:

Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
Finding Neverland
Lost in La Mancha
From Hell
The Man Who Cried
Before Night Falls
Chocolat
The Ninth Gate
The Astronaut's Wife
Cannes Man
Dead Man
Don Juan de Marco
Nick of Time
Arizona Dream
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
Cry-Baby
Platoon
A Nightmare on Elm Street

These are the only other Depp movies I've found.

[sixgungypsy]

Tim Buttmon's: Whore Bride, or Slim Buttocks': Corpse Ride
Finding Neverland...no change
Lost in La Panoche
From Cell (prison rape porno)
The Man Who Cried, "Do ME!"
Before Night Falls...no change,or Buff My Balls
Choc-o-lot of ASS
69th gate,
The Ass-tronaut's Wife
Cannes Man, Cocks woman (hermaphro porn)
Bed Man (not very good, but whatever)
Don Juan De Muffo or Don's Juan in Marco
Dick of time
Arizona (wet) dream
Freddy's Bed: The Final Nightmare
Cry Baby...No change (Gay bondage porno)
Poon-Platoon
A Night Bare on Elm Street
And, in case you were wondering, Johnny Depp got his start on the TV soft core: 21 (and under) Jump-My-Bones Street

[lusiphur220]

Nice adaptions, and surprisingly enough most of them actually work. Though some of them do need work (aka Bed man?)

[sixgungypsy]

its quick, it rhymes, it was better than "Head man"
I'm rather fond of A Night Bare on Elm Street...