I have very little interest in any of the HBP Polyjuice theories--Draco as Tonks, Narcissa as Tonks, Narcissa as Draco, Tonks as Narcissa. There is only one place in canon where I would be willing to consider it, and that's in the library when the hear someone nearby who's presumably Draco, but then Pince appears around the corner.
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Oh, those wacky gender-bending Slytherins! )
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Pansy is either seen with Draco or her gang of Slytherin witches, AKA female friends who wear a bit of green, of which she is the natural leader, the ( ... )
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From HBP: "You go on," Malfoy told Pansy, who was waiting for him with her hand held ( ... )
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Man. I almost hope that this particular theory turns out. If only for the sheer pleasure of imagining Draco suffering an unfortunate and irresistible compulsion to give his wobbly Pince-bits a once-over.
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The stairs are funny because it hints at the idea that boys are pursuers but in canon it's girls who are constantly scheming to catch boys. It seems almost like girls are the ones obsessed with romance but boys, when they finally get caught, are so ga ga they can't control themselves. Love potions, Veela, Harry's chest monster all seem to kind of reflect the idea that boys aren't responsible for their own urges or in control the way that girls are. When you really think about it it's actually a really bad stereotype but also common.
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What about Mundungus Fletcher, when he watches over the formation of Dumbledore's Army at the Hogs Head, disguised as a witch? (I figure he's more or less an Old Gryffindor Boy, based on his red hair and affiliation with the Order of the Phoenix.)
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Well, those characteristics have a lot in common with what we know about Hagrid (drinks, violated the Ban on Experimental Breeding and laws against trafficing in exotic creatures). I wouldn't be surprised if Dung, like Hagrid, was kicked out of Hogwarts only to be similarly protected by Dumbledore.
And if that is the case, it looks like Willy Widdershins' crime was less about Muggle baiting and more about not supporting Dumbledore's agenda.
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