Monster eye!

[sistahgoo]

Hey. That was the fastest visit to an ER I've ever had. Though the bloodspots continue to sprout across my eyeball, threatening to take over the white completely, there's apparently nothing serious the matter. I am not to take aspirin or other anticoagulents. My doctor was the happiest man in the world, all kindly warmth and vitality, with short

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[skwashy]

Her yi hurt! Careful!

What a great entry! Perky doctors, anxious receptionist, unexplained malady, semen, GARDENING. It has everything.

Do they know the cause of it? Could you please take a picture? If you post a photo of your blazing traffic signal eye, I'll post a post-op neck photo, with the gross surgical incision and inflammation and bruising. Not as exciting as monster-eye, but compelling in its own way.

[anonymous]

Where's a picture of the monster eye?
Mon-ster Eye! Mon-ster Eye! Mon-ster Eye!

[sistahgoo]

Funny you should ask. Since Sunday I've been approaching everyone I know to ask them to take a picture of my eye, or in the case of strangers, hinting with a wistful "gee i wish i knew someone with a camera to take a picture of my eye...." I'm sure to net results any time now and YES will post it for your delight/horror, dear Anonymous.

[skwashy]

A-hem. (Looks at watch. Crosses arms and taps foot. Looks at watch again.)

[felicks]

happy birthday!

[sistahgoo]

Oop! You happy birthdayed me and I missed it. How sweet, Choking Feller!