I am bored ( Read more... )

What else can go wrong? Our dial up is down. Our wireless is up and down ( Read more... )

I hate Daylight Savings time. Hate. Hate. Hate ( Read more... )

I am having such the lazy Saturday. The wind is howling outside. My dog is snuggled up to my legs. I've had a few sips of vodka to warm me up from the inside out ( Read more... )

Let me start off today by saying this, I don't care for Country music. I live in the south, and that statement alone could get me hanged, but I don't give a flying fuck. Their lyrics are often very simplistic and trite, I don't groove to the countrified beat. It's just blah to me ( Read more... )

The mere sound of the phone ringing is enough to send a shudder of revulsion though my body. I have answered phones as a part of the many jobs I've had in my life for going on 10 years. I find that it is rarely ever someone pleasant, waiting patiently to ask how my day has been. No, it is more like the shrill voice of a screeching demon, calling to ( Read more... )

Man, did I ever kick that colds ass. I feel so much better today I could dance a jig. In fact... *dances a jig of joy*.
I must be super-healing woman, or something.
Bow down before me and my superior ability to heal!

I am sick. With a head cold. The kind where you feel like you have to sneeze and your face gets all tensed up preparing to sneeze, and you don't sneeze. Then my eyes get all watery and my nose burns.
So, yeah, I'm sure you wanted to hear all the snotty details.
Somebody, shoot me, please.

I wish I was living in a Fairytale.
Filled with butterflies and rainbows.
Instead of this Biography
That bores me to tears.

I am at work. Which is fine. Alone. Which is even better. I have some work I need to do, but I don't feel much like doing it. Because I am LAZY.