*sniff*

[sirlaughalot]

Damn, damn double damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why is it that scientists can put a man on the moon, invent a machine that lets you have cyber sex with people in Zimbabwe, and come up with a pill that gives 80 year old men erections, but they can't find a cure for the common fucking COLD!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's like I have the hoover dam built

Comments

[elmo5]

even in eau claire you never fail to make me laugh babe :)

did you know that in ukraine, driving drunk is a legal excuse for an accident? -courtesy of the deca toilet talk from recently

[charlachica]

I could tell you why, in a long, very specific answer. But I get the feeling that you wouldn't think much of the answer. ;)

[davelover6913]

OMG COOKIE!!!!!!!!!! you just made my day-by reading th@ entry-ur the funniest person EVER!!!!! o my gosh :-D HEHEHEHE

mwah**** and im soo sorry u have a cold-ive had a cold 4 like 3 weeks now :-D YAAAY lol-o well-i REEEEALLY hope you get better SOON and with th@ i hope u come HOME soon!!!!! cuz love you :-D hehe-MWAH****

[abortlament]

you crack me up so fucking hard.
i read this to my mom. you crack her up too.

i laughed so hard, i cried.
i cried because it was so damn funny
& i cried because you're so damn far away.

(i miss you.)

[alrededordeamor]

You say it so much better than I do. lol I'm sick too, so I feel your pain. I hope it doesn't hurt your performance at play practices too much. Get better!