you turn to see your friend holding the knife in your back

[siriusfreak86]

god life has an amazing sense of humor

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[crazyone05]

They're stupid. Listen to me, because I'm smarter than they are, and what I say is right. haha

"She's a man eater, make ya work hard, make you sweat hard"

"I'll make love to you, when you want me to, and I will not let go til you tell me to"

"So I fired two warning shots... into his head"

[siriusfreak86]

so you're saying im a maneater who is also a nympho and i should shoot someone in the head?......ok