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[ysobritish]

Who: ysobritish, omnomspecimens and paysdelamour. If other OHers/visitors want to stare at the pink kittens, feel free!
When: Afternoon of the ninth!
Where: Outer Heaven!
Summary: Outer Heaven now has bright pink sonidoing kittens running around. They're all fucked.
Warnings: ...nothing yet. Unless you count "adorable" and "creep" from Szayel. Will update!

Comments

[omnomspecimens]

[If Liquid had followed Szayel's advice and adjusted the security system to allow him through (assuming it was even up), it wouldn't have made a difference anyway. Szayel ran into Outer Heaven so fast, he wasn't even a blur on the camera, and for anyone in the room with Liquid and Banana, one minute there as nothing, and the next, there was a crazy pink scientist that looked like he sonidoed around the world in 80 seconds.]

Is it over? Are they well?

[omnomspecimens]

...fear would be an acceptable response. I would not fault you for it.

[ysobritish]

I'm faulting myself more than enough for it. But thanks. [...this is going to be a terrifying situation, isn't it? After all, it's Szayel telling him to be afraid.]

[omnomspecimens]

Hm... at least there are no holes that I can see. That, at least, is promising.

[ysobritish]

If they're born naturally, would they really have those holes? Although I can't imagine you'd know either. I doubt Arrancar reproduce with non-Arrancar.

Next thing I know, you'll be demanding blood tests from them all.

[omnomspecimens]

I don't know. I don't know anyone that would know. Children born of arrancar, not to mention those that are a completely different species, has never happened before.

[He gave Liquid a bland look.]

Well, of course I'm going to want to study them. Don't be an idiot.

[ysobritish]

I didn't say you wouldn't. Besides, I suppose to a scientist, this is a goldmine of information. An entirely new species, most likely.

...just try not to get them killed.

[omnomspecimens]

Of course not. They are my children.

[ysobritish]

...and yet you want to study them. I thought your line of study led quite often into the "dangerous" line of things?

[omnomspecimens]

Only when I wish it to.

[ysobritish]

Good to know. Do I need to worry, then?

[Not about the kittens. About him.]

[omnomspecimens]

Have I given you a reason to be worried?

[ysobritish]

Not yet. But I suspect by the time you do, it'll be too late.

[omnomspecimens]

[Szayel let out a gasp, looking at Liquid in utter and complete shock.]

I don't believe it! You're learning.

[ysobritish]

[And of course, he jumps to the conclusion that Szayel is being an absolute asshole.]

Hey. I'm not quite as stupid as you seem to think. I have an IQ of 180, you know. Just because I'm not a scientist doesn't make me thick. I can figure things out.

[omnomspecimens]

It would be helpful if you actually used that intelligence. Instead of, oh say, acting like a raving moron.

[Szayel gently stroked another one of his children. That's right, kids; papa Liquid is an idiot. Don't let him tell you otherwise.]