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[cantgetlaidin]

[Germany looks troubled, and quite rightly so. Most of his face has transformed into shiny grey metal that's slowly expanding and changing more of his skin.]

[He brings a hand up to touch his neck, looking concerned.] This has been happening for the past few hours and, er, I can't seem to control it.

Comments

[video]

[littlepwny]

Hey, you're not the only one with problems, buddy!

[video]

[cantgetlaidin]

I know that. If I can assist anyone else I will.

[littlepwny]

Assist? How? I have FINGERS! Do you know how gross those are?

[cantgetlaidin]

No, I don't. And why would you find them so disgusting?

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[quackery]

[SCREAM, COUNTRY...]

W-What is that?

video;

[cantgetlaidin]

It seems like some sort of metal.

video;

[quackery]

I-Is that the first time something like that's happened to you?

[cantgetlaidin]

Yes. I was-- er, shocked when it started.

Voice:

[makes_asteroids]

[Roughly six-thirty, Erik sounds bad. More dead than alive.]

Takes practise. Try sitting in front of a mirror and think of it as clenching and unclenching a muscle.

voice:

[cantgetlaidin]

Right, I will try that.

[Pause.] You don't sound too well yourself.

Re: voice:

[makes_asteroids]

[Takes him a few minutes to reply.]

I lost someone recently. [He's aiming for flat and failing so hard.]

private.

[cantgetlaidin]

I understand. It's never easy.

Video

[paysdelamour]

[... at least you're not a girl. :I

However, Francis has taken this as a ~*PERFECT OPPORTUNITY*~ to troll mess with Germany. So, he switches on the feed, as the female he's been for several hours now, putting on his best acting skills.]

That is quite a shame, monsieur. It seems many people have had such problems...

["She" looks him up and down, then quietly comments:] Blond hair, slicked back... blue eyes... allemand... you're a friend of François, non? You perfectly match the description of Louis. [The French version of Ludwig.]

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[cantgetlaidin]

[OH GDI FRANCE.]

[He blinks, sort of surprised. He doesn't think he recognizes this woman...]

It's Ludwig, but yes, that would be me.

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[paysdelamour]

[She puts on her prettiest smile.]

François has told me much about you! You are the one living with Félicien, non? [The French form of "Feliciano".] It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Lud... Ludwig. [She pretends to stumble over the name, exaggerating her accent somewhat.]

And you are very good friends in François' world! But in yours... [Her face falls a bit.] You are not so close, oui? François gave me the impression you didn't like him at all!

[cantgetlaidin]

[He briefly wonders why France would be talking about them in such detail to somebody, but he nods.] Yes, I am. It's a pleasure to meet you as well, Fräulein.

Well, it's... true that we don't get along terribly well in my time. [Understatement.]