004- [video] Sealand is full of good ideas...

[mare_libertas]

[Have a perky micronation Siren's Port. He's pretty excited about one of the new additions to the city's bestiary.]

Guys, guys! Have you seen those weird floating things out on that farm?

Those purple-jar things?

If you hit them, stuff comes out. Cool stuff.

....

[suddenly, he knows what must be done.]

I'm gonna go catch one. Anyone wanna help?

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[makes_asteroids]

Eh...ever heard the story of the Trojan Horse?

[mare_libertas]

Is that the one where all those guys hid in a rocking horse and then beat up a bunch of guys in a castle?

It was at Greece's house, right? Or somewhere around there?

[makes_asteroids]

At Troy. Which is now called Turkey.

And yes.

Something that is too good to be true, tend to be.

[mare_libertas]

.... I guess so.

[he has no idea what you're getting at.]

So d'you think I'll need a net? Or maybe a cage is better....

[isyourdestiny]

I haven't had a chance to see these things. [How interesting. He wonders if Ritsuka's seen them? Would Ritsuka like to?

...would they be better to paint than butterflies?]

What stuff comes out?

[mare_libertas]

Mostly food. But I mean, think about it, they're like floating cake dispensers!

[isyourdestiny]

Floating cake dispensers? [Wow, that's...wow. He's definitely interested now.] You've seen them for yourself?

[mare_libertas]

Well... there's other food too. Yeah, of course I have.

Trust me, they're awesome!

[paysdelamour]

[Have a concerned papa!Francis.]

Mais, chéri, that might be dangerous. I don't want you to get hurt!

[mare_libertas]

Aw, c'moooon! Why is everyone so worried about this?

Lots of people are doing it. It can't be that dangerous.

[paysdelamour]

Petit, there are strange things happening almost every day... and not many of them have been helpful to those of us who are trapped here.

[He gives a bit of a sigh.] Just because lots of people are doing it does not mean you should be too. You could be attacked by something else! Or the food might make you sick! If you really want sweets, then I could simply make them for you, cher! [Even though he doesn't accept Sealand as a nation, he's still worried about the poor kid.]

[mare_libertas]

Nobody's gotten sick yet. Or even hurt.

If we caught one, then we could have cake and soda all the time forever. Wouldn't that be totally worth the risk?

[video]

[littlepwny]

What kinda cool stuff?

Re: [video]

[mare_libertas]

Like cake and pie and candy!

[video]

[littlepwny]

Hmmm. Well. I guess I could help you. I am kinda bored.

Re: [video]

[mare_libertas]

Really? Awesome!

Everyone else keeps telling me that too much sugar is bad and stuff...

[trickpanties]

Oh, wow! Purple jar things? Are you sure they're not floating bottles of grape juice? My daddy found a playing card in one once! Who knows what other neat things they could be hiding?

[mare_libertas]

No, they're bigger than that. And it's not just one thing that comes out, but lots!

Do you wanna help me catch one?

[trickpanties]

Oh, wow! Lots of stuff!

You'll definitely need a professional like me to help you out! I'm a pro at lots of things exploding from things! [I.E. stuff popping out of her magic panties...but either way. He raises her fists and puts on a determined face.] I'll be there as soon as I can!

...where are you?!

[mare_libertas]

The floating jars are out by the eastern farmlands. You should just meet me there. Then we can catch two, and each have one.