[001] first strike

[boogerflick]

[the video post engages - obviously by accident, since a finger is pushed up against the screen for a moment. there is the sound of mumbling, which is hard to make out with the finger pressed over the receiver, and then the finger moves, showing the face of a tan young man with patchy facial hair and a coarse shock of hair sticking out from his

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[voice]

[mentis_reae]

You may wish to retrieve this. I assure you, it's quite useful.

[video]

[boogerflick]

[he goes still for a moment, then turns around and stares down at the creepy talking thing on the ground. he draws his sword and points it at the NV, his face grim, his brows furrowed thickly]

The hell is this?!

[there's more anger leaking into his voice, a sort of high-strung urgency]

[voice]

[mentis_reae]

A mobile communication device. I'm able to speak with you through it. Put your sword away.

[voice]

[boogerflick]

Some ghost rabbit shit told me it was possessed!

The fuck is a mobile communication device?! Speak up, and do it quick!

[video | filtered | difficult to hack | untraceable] /derp trolling

[heretic_monk]

[a small stuffed rabbit is on the screen, the camera zoomed up close to capture only its head. The creature, if one could call it that, speaks in a falsetto.]

Don't listen to the man! This thing's possessed! Run far, far away from it. Hurry, before it traps you inside, too!

[video // no filter] XDDD /derp he has no technological savvy sob

[boogerflick]

[he squeezes his hand shut, blood dripping on the ground beside the NV, his brows, mouth pressed up in a sharp scowl of irritation]

Possessed, eh? Guess I'll hafta free ya.

[his mouth twists up into a slight smirk that isn't at all humorous, and he lifts his sword, the tip aimed at the NV]

[video | filtered to Nii and Mugen | difficult to hack | untraceable] damn you Mugen xD

[heretic_monk]

[the bunny make a shrill squeak, and two floppy plush arms wave at the screen]

N-no! Stop! Not like that! He won't be happy. They won't be happy! [the bunny covers its eyes] We're never getting out of here alive unless the people who made this prison are happy!

[video | filtered to Nii and Mugen | difficult to hack | untraceable] I see you trooollin'

[boogerflick]

[he hesitates for a moment, staring down at the thing, and then squats on his heels, staring down still, blood smeared across his face. he seems completely unconcerned]

The fuck're you talkin' about?

[Video]

[wutaisrosegirl]

[Waving ninja, here to try and bother.]

Hey! Heeeeey guy! HEY!

[video]

[boogerflick]

[this is his angry, impatient, and disturbed face]

The fuck?! How many 'a you bitches are in there?!

[video]

[wutaisrosegirl]

[DEATH GLARE. CAN YOU SEE THE ANGRY NINJA?]

HEY! Watch what you're callin' a girl!

[After a second or two of glaring at the screen, Yuffie lightens up a little]

We aren't IN this thing! We're talking to you over it.

[video]

[boogerflick]

[just another chick, eh. that's what he thinks anyhow]

I don't give a shit who it is! Just tell me what the hell's goin' on!

[he's obviously really upset, there's no overt fear, but he's obviously out of his element and bothered by it. his breath is coming hard, and there are smears of blood across his face]

But HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK?!

[voice]

[namiwasheretoo]

[Okay, it's starting to amuse her at how many people think the people who speak are INSIDE the NV thing... but she spoke anyhow... maybe to add t o the confuddlement.]

Alright there? All that shaking around is really hard on the eyes...

[voice]

[boogerflick]

[he glares down at the NV, his face smeared with blood and squatting on his heels at this point]

'Nother'un. Doesn't this thing ever get full?

[gives the NV another good hard shake]

[Action]

[fightandfuckk]

[Nnoitra looks down on the guy from his considerable height, wondering what the fuck he's on.]

'S real fuckin' unfortunate, but yer gonna need that shitty thing. [he says, after the human tosses his communicator thingy whateverthefuck away.]