So. I hear that you people have a problem with "monsters".
[He raises his hands to make those quotation marks around his head as he spoke the word.]
No need to worry. I'm here now.
[With a grin, he sets his arm on his knee and shifts so he was sitting in his 'Hello there' pose.]
Captain Hammer is my name and kicking ass is my game. And I'm really good
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Captain..what?
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[He shifts and points to the yellow symbol on the center of his shirt with a hammer in the middle of it.]
Like the Hammer of Justice.
[A bit young for his taste...]
And hello there young lady. What's your name?
[Maybe she's got an older sister.]
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The ...Hammer ...of Justice. [ Thank god she is too young for him. But no older sisters in this place. She's an only child. ]
You sound pretty confident that you can ... uh - 'Take care of' those creatures. Are you some sort of...mercenary?
[ Cough. Ahem. Okay she's good, she's not laughing. ]
Ella. Ella of Frell. It's ... nice to meet you, uh ... Captain Hammer. [ ... that is just weird. ]
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You don't have anything to be afraid of Ella. I'll take care of them tonight.
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[Don't mind the shirtless man staring at you.]
Are you insane?
[And when Liquid Snake thinks you're insane, there's a problem.]
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No.
[He opens and closes his mouth twice like he was going to speak but then changes his mind. But the third time!]
Is there a pool around here?
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As a matter of fact, I haven't seen one. If you want to go swimming, try the underground lake or something.
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[pause. And then he looks a little disgusted.]
A lake? With ducks and fish and turtles swimming around in it? Ew. No. I'll just hold out for something that isn't full of animal poop.
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[As he wonders what the heck a prose is...]
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[What. Just...what.]
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Are you serious?!
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I never joke about Tacos.
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