006 - [Video]

[painhumbles]

[At first, there's no indication that the NV is even ON, considering it's fucking dark, but then something lights a match... And then really all you can see is a few shadows and the vague shape of a hand holding said match. And then suddenly Gabriel speaking.]

I know what you're thinking. Blackout, mass murderer on the loose- this probably sounds

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[heartdissonance]

She should splurge on sushi.

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[painhumbles]

I was thinking more along the lines of one friggin' box of Twinkies. Teenagers are supposed to subsist on sugar and ramen, right?

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[heartdissonance]

Maybe, but if she splurges on sushi, I'll decide to tell her I want some, too, and I'm hungry so it seems like a good idea. Worth the try, anyway. I'd enjoy this.

Twinkies aren't very good, but it's an unsurprising choice.

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[painhumbles]

I missed the part where this was a Help-Me-Help-You situation.

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[createsoblivion]

You took out the culprit?

[She's a bit late on the update, but from what she'd heard and read; mass murderer on the rampage. Grounds for notice, in any case.]

[painhumbles]

Took out, scared shitless and handed over to the police... It's all the same, really.

[The real answer is... A lot more complicated, but whatevs.]

[createsoblivion]

[Little nods]

And... You're alright? [Genuine concern here. And it's not that sarcastic crap you love.]

Thank you.

[painhumbles]

[ASIDE FROM THE BROKEN RIBS AND THE MASSIVE INTERNAL BLEEDING AND THE PUNCTURED ORGANS?

Yep. Never better.]

It was kinda anticlimactic. [If you can can call... The police being called because they managed to blow a city block... Anticlimactic. SENSING A PETTERN HERE YET?] Just doing my part to, uh, "contribute" to the community.

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[atrumcanis]

I never knew psychotic bastards could be talked to death, what a lesson. They'll likely want to give you the key to the city for that one.

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[painhumbles]

Don't knock it. Talking bought us just enough time to get the police involved. Good thing the locals aren't the 'turn the other way' types when it comes to violence, hm?

[voice]

[atrumcanis]

Oh, you didn't do it all on your own? Now I feel a bit cheated.

[voice]

[painhumbles]

I could've, but I wasn't in the mood to turn the bastard into Chunky soup with my brain, so, hey, why not let the so-called justice system do its part. I'm sure Edgeworth is pissing himself in shock right now.

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[quackery]

You found the person who was killing people?

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[painhumbles]

Yep.

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[quackery]

Who was it?

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[painhumbles]

That's... A complicated answer. Don't worry about it, kiddo.

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[rezounding]

[The same thing is going on this end. Well, it's a video, but it's COMPLETELY DARK. If this were Echo, there would be candles in the background, but Echo's not home right now. But you get some childish laughter in the background.]

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[painhumbles]

Thanks for the input. Lemme guess. You're B-movie reject #65?

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[rezounding]

[More laughter until...]

This will be fun~

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[painhumbles]

Oh good. We're gearing up for a sequel. Look. I took a pickaxe to the chest and I just scraped some kid off the walls of a pitch black apartment. Basically? I need a little time before Evil, Incorporated sends another reject my way.