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[thebetterbat]

[greetings, Siren's Port. Have a surly albino in a laboratory, fiddling with something at his work desk. He doesn't bother to look up as he speaks.]

...One would think a building meant to house scientific minds would be safe from the nonsense of this holiday, but no. It's inescapable. If I have to listen to one more nasal attempt at humor

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[thebetterbat]

You turn into a large wolf monster during full moons?

[thebetterbat]

It's entirely voluntary?