...Zanzibar? What the hell-
[Here's a voice that doesn't crop up on the network at large all that often. Snake's not really too good with public speaking or small talk. This, however, is neither of those. In fact, he'd meant to direct it to
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[Even though it's public, he's pretty sure he's the one that Snake's addressing.]
Brother, you're blaming me for an influx of Father's favoured genetically-altered pets? How the devil would I arrange for the import of something like that from Zanzibar Land?
[A pause.]
They're cute though.
[And that might be a pet shop in the background.]
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Brother, don't look at me like that. It's a little disturbing. Like you expect me to suddenly start buying squeaking sand or something.
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[He kinda does.]
...are you?
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What do you take me for?
[Note the lack of anger in his voice.]
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...You are, aren't you?
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Brother, really. What do you take me for? It comes from Japan. How much do you think it would cost to import it to Canada? Far more than the hamsters would to whomever imported them.
...also, if you for some ungodly reason try to go in my room, watch out for the tripwires.
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...that's what's stopping you?
[Not that he has somewhere else to go, but maybe he really should move out. Free rent or no, he's not sure it's worth it at this point.]
Believe me. You don't have to worry about that.
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That and I can't buy mines to put under it anyway. So there's no point in it.
...not to mention most people would be suspicious if they walked into a room with sand on the floor.
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It's a house, not a fortress, Liquid.
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[He speaks slowly, as if speaking to a particularly stupid child.]
But fine. Keep the house boring. As long as I have John and the cats, I'll concede this point to you.
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It can be secure without resorting to drastic measures. Overcomplicating things doesn't make them better. It didn't work for Big Boss.
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But fine. Then I'll leave you in charge of security, shall I?
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