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Jan 26, 2011 16:53

...Zanzibar? What the hell-

[Here's a voice that doesn't crop up on the network at large all that often. Snake's not really too good with public speaking or small talk. This, however, is neither of those. In fact, he'd meant to direct it to ysobritish, but in his haste, it's gone public ( Read more... )

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Video ysobritish January 26 2011, 21:57:26 UTC
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[Even though it's public, he's pretty sure he's the one that Snake's addressing.]

Brother, you're blaming me for an influx of Father's favoured genetically-altered pets? How the devil would I arrange for the import of something like that from Zanzibar Land?

[A pause.]

They're cute though.

[And that might be a pet shop in the background.]

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Video ysobritish January 27 2011, 00:26:12 UTC
[Sometimes he does, but the goat's return surprised even him.]

Brother, don't look at me like that. It's a little disturbing. Like you expect me to suddenly start buying squeaking sand or something.

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Video formerfoxhound January 27 2011, 00:28:13 UTC
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[He kinda does.]

...are you?

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Video ysobritish January 27 2011, 00:32:09 UTC
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What do you take me for?

[Note the lack of anger in his voice.]

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Video formerfoxhound January 27 2011, 00:41:26 UTC
[Liquid you're surrounded by cats, considering a guard goat, and looking into hoards of poisonous hamsters.]

...You are, aren't you?

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Video ysobritish January 27 2011, 00:43:43 UTC
[That doesn't mean I'm crazy, Brother! Why do you always assume the worst?]

Brother, really. What do you take me for? It comes from Japan. How much do you think it would cost to import it to Canada? Far more than the hamsters would to whomever imported them.

...also, if you for some ungodly reason try to go in my room, watch out for the tripwires.

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Video formerfoxhound January 27 2011, 01:36:01 UTC
[Because you're crazy. You've put thought into this.]

...that's what's stopping you?

[Not that he has somewhere else to go, but maybe he really should move out. Free rent or no, he's not sure it's worth it at this point.]

Believe me. You don't have to worry about that.

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Video ysobritish January 27 2011, 01:39:24 UTC
[C'mon, man, just 'cause you're a stick in the mud doesn't mean it doesn't make sense to consider all options.]

That and I can't buy mines to put under it anyway. So there's no point in it.

...not to mention most people would be suspicious if they walked into a room with sand on the floor.

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Video formerfoxhound January 27 2011, 03:58:19 UTC
[He'll consider all options that make sense.]

It's a house, not a fortress, Liquid.

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Video ysobritish January 27 2011, 04:00:28 UTC
A house that can be remarkably unsafe if someone decides to make us an enemy.

[He speaks slowly, as if speaking to a particularly stupid child.]

But fine. Keep the house boring. As long as I have John and the cats, I'll concede this point to you.

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Video formerfoxhound January 27 2011, 04:20:12 UTC
[He exhales sharply and irritably through his nose.]

It can be secure without resorting to drastic measures. Overcomplicating things doesn't make them better. It didn't work for Big Boss.

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Video ysobritish January 27 2011, 04:21:55 UTC
Brother, the way you talk you'd think you were looking at Big Boss 2.0. You're not.

But fine. Then I'll leave you in charge of security, shall I?

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Video formerfoxhound January 27 2011, 04:32:59 UTC
...Great. Let me know if you plan on pissing anyone off.

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Video ysobritish January 27 2011, 08:01:03 UTC
Oh, if I do, you'll definitely hear of it.

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